Justin Whang 🐙 justinwhang

this is gonna make me look so weird eventually

25.07.2023 03:19 — 👍 52 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Here you go

25.07.2023 00:52 — 👍 303 🔁 29 💬 3 📌 0

one of the most underrated aspects of vampirism is that you don't have to do meal planning anymore

25.07.2023 17:01 — 👍 598 🔁 96 💬 35 📌 12

Apparently when you get blocked it makes it regular skeet so now it looks like I’m just saying this unprompted

25.07.2023 00:35 — 👍 194 🔁 3 💬 10 📌 1

GOOD

25.07.2023 00:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

kids all roasting one of the neighborhood dads because he got a grilling apron with "HI HUNGRY I'M DAD" on it they're saying "that meme is so old" and he needs to "up his meme game" shit is brutal he's gonna have to drink another beer or two tonight

24.07.2023 23:47 — 👍 124 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 2

there should be someone in the bathroom to show you the ropes if you've never been in one before

24.07.2023 23:51 — 👍 132 🔁 22 💬 6 📌 3

family feud answers that say smoke, swear, drink alcohol and lie

hello newskies 👋 since you're new here, check out these bluesky rules we adhere to:

24.07.2023 21:51 — 👍 1506 🔁 288 💬 29 📌 14

a great yiff army has assembled in the West

24.07.2023 23:30 — 👍 155 🔁 39 💬 6 📌 1

Ahuhhhh metal… metal gear

24.07.2023 23:43 — 👍 87 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 1

GOOD

24.07.2023 23:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oppenheimer being about Oppenheimer

24.07.2023 23:42 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

GOOD

24.07.2023 23:41 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

let's speed run discourse by picking a topic and everyone just yells GOOD or BAD at the same time and whichever gets the most posts in a 30 second window wins

24.07.2023 23:39 — 👍 123 🔁 12 💬 15 📌 5

Hell yeah now it’s finally starting to feel like twitter

24.07.2023 23:40 — 👍 266 🔁 13 💬 9 📌 1

Ratio 👇

14.07.2023 05:32 — 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

paul just texted me, wants to know if everyone is "still mad"

13.07.2023 19:08 — 👍 159 🔁 19 💬 4 📌 0

it feels like we're on a plane and the pilot and copilot have died but no one will tell us

14.07.2023 03:23 — 👍 353 🔁 46 💬 23 📌 5

It would be an honor to be killed by a big cat

14.07.2023 03:59 — 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

i’ll say it.

cemeteries are a bigger waste of space than golf courses.

13.07.2023 16:56 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1

so when is bluesky going to pay me for my low effort bad posts

14.07.2023 03:20 — 👍 101 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0

The further we get from it the funnier it becomes that Ron DeSantis launched his campaign on Twitter Spaces

12.07.2023 01:52 — 👍 488 🔁 55 💬 8 📌 2

imagine seeing Threads, a website where a type of cereal asks you "Tell Me Something You Remember About The Past ????" and there are 80,000 replies to it, and you start sweating, because you bought Twitter and it's worse than that, it's worse than everything

11.07.2023 23:07 — 👍 969 🔁 133 💬 6 📌 5

date: I come from a broken home

bob the builder: *biting lip* how broken

12.07.2023 02:00 — 👍 580 🔁 89 💬 7 📌 1

There was an article about Kiss using backing tapes on stage and I said ‘even the tapes sound like shit’, and tagged Gene 😅

09.07.2023 23:11 — 👍 59 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

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