he/him 💣💥 @bazelgeuse

ok no preview thats fine but just know its good

28.10.2023 03:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_LN...

28.10.2023 03:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

image is a doodle of my fursona sebastian. he sits in the corner of a plain white room with the text "COMPLETED TASKS" floating above his awestruck head with sparkles. an arrow points to him with the text "just got help for his ADHD and is paralyzed with sheer awe". posters list completed tasks behind him. the tasks include, from left to right, top to bottom: relax without staring at screens. eat, holy shit. do dishes. open mail. brush cat. stop tabbing between apps every 30 seconds. buy dinner food. go for a walk without playing pokego as a distraction. drink water more than once a month. answer emails. litter box cleaning. laundry pile put away. no more energy drinks. pour out and recycle that single half-full powerade in the fridge from five months ago. take your meds on time. take out garbage. redraw (this) meme. read something without jumping all over the page. can town put in recycling. daily patreon work quota. wash beverage shaker immediately after use #art #furryart #furry

life can be a dream...

27.10.2023 18:50 — 👍 235 🔁 31 💬 8 📌 0

27.10.2023 05:24 — 👍 187 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 2

Sorry I drew bug-eyes and put a red tie on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and called him Rodney Mangerfield.

27.10.2023 12:22 — 👍 208 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1

tweet saying american diplomat Henry Kissinger suffered an injury and had to cancel an appearance

come on come on come on Come on Come on COME ON COME ON HERE WE GOOO

27.10.2023 11:04 — 👍 939 🔁 244 💬 47 📌 99

I’ll give Elon this, assembling a list of people who are actually willing to allow *Twitter* to manage their money means you’ve now got history’s greatest list of pudding-brained rubes.

https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/26/23934216/x-twitter-bank-elon-musk-2024

27.10.2023 10:36 — 👍 1168 🔁 236 💬 100 📌 66

Two menacing geese with a beautiful sunrise in the background

/honk

27.10.2023 13:56 — 👍 346 🔁 45 💬 13 📌 5

Zombear is a zombie bear mascot from Otaru, in Hokkaido, who swings his intestines around.

27.10.2023 13:15 — 👍 609 🔁 222 💬 21 📌 49

i find it overwhelming but at least 80% of it is on twitter bc it seems like the only ppl still trying to make twitter work ate pessimistic assholes

27.10.2023 14:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

its just not as cool as you guys think to randomly be mean to people abt shit that doesnt matter
why cant you just talk about what you love

27.10.2023 14:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the amount of people i end up followibg that turn out to be mean and elitist and retaliatory is not even funny
idk if its just me or the internet as a whole

27.10.2023 14:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

still dont get why they released sv like a year later

27.10.2023 04:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you know how back in the day the meme was if you skipped the intermissions / the first acts you were a fake homestuck fan

have just learned that. there are homestuck fans today that have not read it
only hiveswap

now i feel old

27.10.2023 04:07 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

give until gone

18.10.2023 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yea that doesnt make it better at all

15.10.2023 01:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0