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Trump: I deserve five Nobel Peace Prizes

*Bombs Iran on a whim*

22.06.2025 12:18 — 👍 364    🔁 53    💬 17    📌 3

Not even joking they need to make Harry Potter trans.

19.06.2025 12:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m comin’ Elizabeth!

19.06.2025 12:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

18.06.2025 20:08 — 👍 26788    🔁 18722    💬 849    📌 1165

If you’ve seen Detroiters it’s a running joke that he *does not* punch down on his wife. That and the portrayal of male friendship that includes openly loving and supporting each other (and playing dress up in suits). We need Tim and Sam to run the manosphere.

28.05.2025 17:59 — 👍 158    🔁 28    💬 4    📌 0

Andy ogles is a fucking moron

27.05.2025 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is crying and saying `` i 'm tired boss '' in a dark room . ALT: a man is crying and saying `` i 'm tired boss '' in a dark room .

If life were Star Wars I would be tempted atp to just go live a quiet life in the outer rim

27.05.2025 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gotta be hard to be conservative and a Star Wars fan

12.05.2025 18:24 — 👍 146    🔁 17    💬 19    📌 3

My favorite part of Smile 2 was that it reminded me of exactly how much I love Aphex Twin

06.05.2025 14:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Elon really built a bias-confirmation machine that doesn’t confirm his biases. Further proof that he can’t make anything that works as intended.

01.05.2025 22:56 — 👍 142    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 0

This mushroom coffee really keeps me focused on alert, and I love that it has the great taste of mud and dirt.

30.04.2025 16:12 — 👍 132    🔁 14    💬 9    📌 2
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‘It’s Cynical, Manipulative, and Cruel’ Booksellers are not happy about the tech giant’s decision to hold its big annual book sale during Independent Bookstore Day.

“It’s cynical, manipulative, and cruel — and for what? Amazon has already put half the bookstores in the country out of business, controlling over 60 percent of the market and selling far more books than all indie bookstores combined,”

Reminder to NOT buy books from Amazon today (or any day really)

26.04.2025 14:42 — 👍 1335    🔁 362    💬 57    📌 27
A photo of Norris in his later years.

A photo of Norris in his later years.

A splash page from Aquaman by Norris. He is confronting a Nazi boat that is firing on him. He is also holding a woman it appears he rescued from the water.

A splash page from Aquaman by Norris. He is confronting a Nazi boat that is firing on him. He is also holding a woman it appears he rescued from the water.

Today is the birthday of Paul Norris, cocreator of Aquaman (April 26, 1914-Nov. 5, 2006). He also drew the Brick Bradford newspaper strip for 35 years, & redesigned the original Sandman from his pulp look to a superhero costume.

26.04.2025 18:59 — 👍 101    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 0
image saying that independent bookstore day is saturday april 26, 2025

image saying that independent bookstore day is saturday april 26, 2025

Happy Indie Bookstore Day! Independent bookstores are why I have a career.

26.04.2025 16:12 — 👍 341    🔁 69    💬 4    📌 6

Today at least two judges were arrested for acts that are not criminally illegal and a two year old U.S. citizen was kidnapped and shipped to Honduras by ICE, who called it a "deportation."

Are we great again yet?

26.04.2025 00:42 — 👍 11492    🔁 3831    💬 334    📌 179
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Abrego Garcia's Wife Forced To Move To Safe House After Homeland Security Shares Her Address On Social Media Absolutely despicable.

This is disgusting behavior from a government agency.

25.04.2025 16:47 — 👍 14223    🔁 3431    💬 606    📌 214

Trump administration has deported a 2-year-old U.S. citizen to Honduras with no meaningful process and against the wishes of her father.

26.04.2025 03:11 — 👍 4529    🔁 1212    💬 138    📌 87
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Im with Judge Hannah Dugan

26.04.2025 00:47 — 👍 13761    🔁 2334    💬 286    📌 128
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Judge says 2-year-old US citizen appears to have been deported with ‘no meaningful process’ The girl was deported Friday with her mother to Honduras, despite her father’s efforts to keep her in the United States.

A two year old baby forced onto a plane by her government—our government. That’s what Ilan Wurman and Kurt Lash and their academic collaborators and defenders have been paving the way for with their bullshit articles. www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

26.04.2025 00:26 — 👍 8864    🔁 3695    💬 308    📌 295
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USDA withdraws a plan to limit salmonella levels in raw poultry The Agriculture Department says it is withdrawing a plan to limit salmonella bacteria in poultry products.

I don't eat very much meat as it is, but uh... Now seems like a pretty good time to fully give it up.

26.04.2025 00:46 — 👍 20    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 1
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Thank you to everyone who showed up, good news, the judge has been released!

25.04.2025 23:44 — 👍 54320    🔁 8514    💬 687    📌 363
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Went from emerging Constitutional crisis, to active fascism in less than 24 hours.

25.04.2025 17:06 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Fascism

25.04.2025 16:33 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The FBI arrested a judge. This is peril. Do your job. Impeach now. Text SIGN PDXWYL to 50409 to send this to your officials.

resist.bot/petitions/PD...

25.04.2025 17:01 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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“A Chilling Effect”: A New York County Faces Federal Threats for Not Complying with ICE - Bolts The Tompkins County sheriff released a man who’d served his sentence. Now the Trump administration, eager to force local officials to collaborate, is coming for the sheriff.

Also note: the DOJ announced an 'investigation' into a New York sheriff in February for not detaining someone that ICE wanted detained.

It gives you a sense of what further steps could be, given the Milwaukee news.

boltsmag.org/new-york-she...

25.04.2025 14:47 — 👍 262    🔁 73    💬 5    📌 3
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Judge Hannah Dugan arrested by FBI for allegedly helping undocumented immigrant 'evade arrest' A Milwaukee County circuit judge has been arrested by the FBI over allegedly helping an undocumented immigrant "evade arrest," according to FBI Director Kash Patel.

The FBI has *ARRESTED* a sitting judge in Milwaukee, over allegations it obstructed immigration enforcement.

abcnews.go.com/US/judge-han...

25.04.2025 14:44 — 👍 1833    🔁 731    💬 126    📌 165
Cotopaxi, snowcapped and blue sky surrounded.

Cotopaxi, snowcapped and blue sky surrounded.

Good morning blue-skyers, from the base of Mt Cotopaxi!

09.04.2025 11:43 — 👍 18    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Makes sense….

23.04.2025 18:40 — 👍 152    🔁 25    💬 3    📌 1

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