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Immigrant, mixologist, engineer. Interested in feedback loops, abstractions, nuance. I move JSON around at LaunchDarkly | ex Honeycomb, LinkedIn, Rapportive 🌉 bridged from https://hachyderm.io/@samstokes on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/

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Latest posts by samstokes.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy on Bluesky

@riffraff yeah exactly. I had assumed it was a portmanteau like emoticon but not so. Mojibake is literally "character transform"

31.07.2025 06:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was today years old when I learned that emoji aren't called that because they convey emotions, it's because they are pictures. "Picture" in Japanese is "e" (as in the ukiyo-e art style). The Japanese word is 絵文字 (e-mo-ji) and the kanji mean "picture writing letter".

31.07.2025 00:03 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Longest of long shots, but if anyone following me is going to be in Tokyo in the next few days and wants to meet up, let me know!

26.06.2025 12:17 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Governor Newsom’s Address to California: Democracy at a Crossroads News Jun 10, 2025 # Governor Newsom’s Address to California: Democracy at a Crossroads **What you need to know:** In an address delivered to nearly 40 million Californians and Americans nationwide tonight, Governor Gavin Newsom condemned President Trump’s unlawful militarization of Los Angeles and warned that the President’s actions mark a dangerous inflection point for the nation. **LOS ANGELES** — In an address delivered to nearly 40 million Californians and Americans nationwide tonight, Governor Gavin Newsom condemned President Trump’s unlawful militarization of Los Angeles and warned that the President’s actions mark a dangerous inflection point for the nation. _“What we’re witnessing is not law enforcement — it’s authoritarianism,”_ **Governor Newsom** said to Californians. _“What Donald Trump wants most is your fealty. Your silence. To be complicit in this moment. Do not give in to him.”_ Governor Newsom recounted recent federal raids in Latino neighborhoods, the unlawful commandeering of 4,000 California National Guard members, and the deployment of over 700 active-duty Marines to the streets of an American city — all done without consultation with state or local officials._“Trump is pulling a military dragnet across Los Angeles,”_ **Newsom** said. _“It’s weakness masquerading as strength.”_ Calling this a moment of national reckoning, the Governor urged Americans to take peaceful action. _“The most important office in a democracy is not President or Governor — it’s citizen.”_ Watch and read the entire speech below: ## **Governor Newsom’s Address to California: Democracy at a Crossroads** I want to say a few words about the events of the last few days. This past weekend, federal agents conducted large-scale workplace raids in and around Los Angeles. Those raids continue as I speak. California is no stranger to immigration enforcement. But instead of focusing on undocumented immigrants with serious criminal records and people with final deportation orders – a strategy both parties have long supported – this administration is pushing mass deportations. Indiscriminately targeting hardworking immigrant families, regardless of their roots or risk. What’s happening right now is very different than anything we’ve seen before. On Saturday morning, when federal agents jumped out of an unmarked van near a Home Depot parking lot, they began grabbing people. A deliberate targeting of a heavily Latino suburb. A similar scene also played out when a clothing company was raided downtown. In other actions: a US citizen, 9 months pregnant – arrested. A four-year-old girl – taken. Families separated. Friends disappearing. In response, everyday Angelinos came out to exercise their Constitutional right to free speech and assembly To protest their government’s actions. In turn, the State of California and the City and County of Los Angeles sent our police officers to help keep the peace, and with some exceptions, they were successful. Like many states, California is no stranger to this sort of civil unrest. We manage it regularly … and with our own law enforcement. But this, again, was different. What then ensued was the use of tear gas. Flash-bang grenades. Rubber bullets. Federal agents, detaining people and undermining their due process rights. Donald Trump, without consulting with California’s law enforcement leaders, commandeered 2,000 of our state’s National Guard members to deploy on our streets. Illegally, and for no reason. This brazen abuse of power by a sitting President inflamed a combustible situation … putting our people, our officers, and the National Guard at risk. That’s when the downward spiral began. He doubled down on his dangerous National Guard deployment by fanning the flames even harder. And the President did it on purpose. As the news spread throughout LA, anxiety for family and friends ramped up. Protests started again. By night, several dozen lawbreakers became violent and destructive. They vandalized property. They tried to assault police officers. Many of you have seen video clips of cars burning on cable news. If you incite violence or destroy our communities, you are going to be held accountable. That kind of criminal behavior will not be tolerated. Full stop. Already, more than 370 people have been arrested. And we’re reviewing tapes to build additional cases, and people will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Again, thanks to our law enforcement officers and the majority of Angelenos who protested peacefully, this situation was winding down and was concentrated in just a few square blocks downtown. But that’s not what Donald Trump wanted. He again chose escalation; he chose more force. He chose theatrics over public safety – he federalized another 2,000 Guard members. He deployed more than 700 active U.S. Marines. These are men and women trained in foreign combat, not domestic law enforcement. We honor their service. We honor their bravery. But we do not want our streets militarized by our own Armed Forces. Not in L.A. Not in California. Not anywhere. We’re seeing unmarked cars in school parking lots. Kids, afraid to attend their own graduation. Trump is pulling a military dragnet across LA, well beyond his stated intent to just go after violent and serious criminals. His agents are arresting dishwashers, gardeners, day laborers and seamstresses – That’s just weakness. Weakness, masquerading as strength. Donald Trump’s government isn’t protecting our communities – they are traumatizing our communities. And that seems to be the point. California will keep fighting on behalf of our people – all of our people – including in the courts. Yesterday, we filed a legal challenge to President Trump’s reckless deployment of American troops to a major American city. Today, we sought an emergency court order to stop the use of the American military to engage in law enforcement activities across Los Angeles. If some of us can be snatched off the streets without a warrant, based only on suspicion or skin color, then none of us are safe. Authoritarian regimes begin by targeting people who are least able to defend themselves. But they do not stop there. Trump and his loyalists thrive on division because it allows them to take more power and exert even more control. By the way, Trump – he’s not opposed to lawlessness and violence, as long as it serves HIM. What more evidence do we need than January 6th? I ask everyone to take the time to reflect on this perilous moment. A president who wants to be bound by no law or constitution. Perpetrating a unified assault on American traditions. This is a President who, in just over 140 days, has fired government watchdogs that could hold him accountable for corruption and fraud. He’s declared a war on culture, on history, on science – on knowledge itself. Databases, quite literally vanishing. He’s delegitimizing news organizations and assaulting the First Amendment. At the threat of defunding them, he’s dictating what universities can teach. Targeting law firms and the judicial branch that are the foundation of an orderly, civil society. Calling for a sitting Governor to be arrested for no other reason than – to use his words – “for getting elected.” And we all know, this Saturday, he’s ordering our American heroes – the United States military – forcing them to put on a vulgar display to celebrate his birthday, just as other failed dictators have done in the past. Look, this isn’t just about protests in LA. When Donald Trump sought blanket authority to commandeer the National Guard, he made that order apply to every state in this nation. This is about all of us. This is about you. California may be first – but it clearly won’t end here. Other states are next. Democracy is next. Democracy is under assault right before our eyes – the moment we’ve feared has arrived. He’s taking a wrecking ball to our founding fathers’ historic project. Three independent, coequal branches of government. There are no longer any checks and balances. Congress is nowhere to be found. Speaker Johnson has completely abdicated that responsibility. The rule of law has increasingly given way to the rule of Don. The founding fathers did not live and die to see this moment. It’s time for all of us to stand up. Justice Brandeis said it best: in a democracy, the most important office is not president, it’s certainly not governor. The most important office is office of citizen. At this moment, we must all stand up and be held to a higher level of accountability. If you exercise your First Amendment rights, please do so peacefully. I know many of you are feeling deep anxiety, stress, and fear. But I want you to know that YOU are the antidote to that fear and anxiety. What Donald Trump wants most is your fealty. Your silence. To be complicit in this moment. Do NOT give in to him. Featured, Press releases, Public safety ## Recent news ## Discurso del Gobernador Newsom a California: La Democracia en una Encrucijada Jun 10, 2025 News Los Ángeles — En un discurso pronunciado esta noche ante casi 40 millones de californianos y estadounidenses en todo el país, el Gobernador Gavin Newsom condenó la militarización ilegal de Los Ángeles por parte del Presidente Trump y advirtió que las acciones del... ## President Trump’s militarization of Los Angeles is illegal. Here’s why. Jun 10, 2025 News LOS ANGELES – Governor Newsom and Attorney General Bonta are standing up all states by filing a lawsuit and request to block President Trump and the Department of Defense’s illegal militarization of Los Angeles and the takeover of a California National Guard (Cal... ## Governor Newsom files emergency motion to block Trump’s unlawful militarization of Los Angeles Jun 10, 2025 News “Turning the military against American citizens” What you need to know: Standing up for American citizens and the Nation’s foundational ban on martial law in peacetime, California Governor Newsom and Attorney General Bonta are requesting the court step in to...

Gavin Newsom giving the speech we've been waiting for the Democrats to give for months:
https://www.gov.ca.gov/2025/06/10/governor-newsoms-address-to-california-democracy-at-a-crossroads/

11.06.2025 06:48 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A mason jar labelled "Marvin, B: 2020/05/13”

A mason jar labelled "Marvin, B: 2020/05/13”

My sourdough starter Marvin has finally lost the battle against mold 😢 He had a good run and had many loaf children.

09.06.2025 02:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It occurs to me that “the purpose of the system is what it does” and “the intent of the system is what it does” are subtly different statements and tightly intertwined but very often conflated and it could be productive to disentangle them a little bit

20.05.2025 04:39 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I wanna PET you like a KITTYCAT
I wanna feed you from the tin can
I wanna pet you like a kittycat
Oh no my couch has been clawed
You bring me closer to god

17.04.2025 16:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Far from the only thing going on, but the S&P dropping 9% in two days is something to see.

04.04.2025 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Expert is on my mind today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg

26.03.2025 22:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
"When a complex system is far from equilibrium, small islands of coherence in a sea of chaos have the capacity to shift the entire system to a higher order."
Iya Prigogine, Noble prize-winning chemist

"When a complex system is far from equilibrium, small islands of coherence in a sea of chaos have the capacity to shift the entire system to a higher order." Iya Prigogine, Noble prize-winning chemist

"When a complex system is far from equilibrium, small islands of coherence in a sea of chaos have the capacity to shift the entire system to a higher order."

Iya Prigogine, Noble prize-winning chemist

23.03.2025 16:39 — 👍 14800    🔁 3177    💬 385    📌 296
Screenshot of Ubuntu 22.04, the "internal error" dialogue, showing that /usr/bin/nvidia-settings has crashed. Details have been shown, but none have been loaded in. The spinner for this is covered up by a pop-up saying «"Report a problem..." is not responding»

Screenshot of Ubuntu 22.04, the "internal error" dialogue, showing that /usr/bin/nvidia-settings has crashed. Details have been shown, but none have been loaded in. The spinner for this is covered up by a pop-up saying «"Report a problem..." is not responding»

Program goes to Operating System, tears in eyes, says "my state, it is very bad"

Operating System says "is no problem, have good error reporting facility, detailed but concise report, contextual information included. you will submit bug there"

Program sobs […]

[Original post on hachyderm.io]

14.03.2025 03:30 — 👍 20    🔁 121    💬 4    📌 0
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Seems like a pretty important detail

01.03.2025 20:09 — 👍 24808    🔁 7856    💬 452    📌 329

huh, cryptocurrency exchange “Coinbase” just sent me an E-Mail endorsing the AfD for the upcoming German general election. Normal time to be alive.

21.02.2025 13:34 — 👍 31    🔁 95    💬 8    📌 3
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Why I'm Woke Administrative note: At the request of a few of you, I'm turning on public comments for Not A Tech Bro. I do this with some trepidation. Up front, the rules are: Polite and constructive. Disagree if you like, but don't be a dick. No threats, no doxxing. If some comments

Why I'm woke.

https://not-a-tech-bro.ghost.io/wh/

17.02.2025 18:26 — 👍 3    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
Original post on mathstodon.xyz

For a lot of us, our lives won't be affected materially or in terms of liberty. But not for all.

For a lot of us whose lives are not affected in these ways, they are affected in seeing the demolition of our values.

To be clear, this didn't start with this or the previous term of the current […]

02.02.2025 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Original post on sauropods.win

If you work with a database and are asked to alter the table structure to comply in advance for citizenship or gender categorizations it's really important to NOT do it.

"The governor is concerned about all this stuff they want us to update our record keeping so we store both gender AND […]

21.01.2025 11:25 — 👍 22    🔁 216    💬 15    📌 2

Rushing excitedly to text my wife "The cats are voluntarily, non-violently touching"

31.01.2025 01:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Original post on aus.social

“WHO DARES AWAKEN ME FROM MY AEONS-LONG SLUMBER?!”

“Yes, very good, nice delivery but you’re the sixth one today. You girls should have workshopped your jokes together before going into stasis”

“Oh. Ah? How long have we got until the big 10k, and how are my investments doing? And do you still […]

29.01.2025 22:59 — 👍 8    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Here’s a problem
There’s a problem
Everywhere a wicked problem
Massive problem
Tiny problem
Shitty problem
Fuck

09.01.2025 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

@kevinriggle
Did you ever see a problem
Obfuscate another problem
Problem's problem tastes of problem
Problem
Problem
Fuck

09.01.2025 22:55 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A fluffy grey-black Siamese cat sprawled against a couch cushion, eyes closed. A human foot rests against it. Behind it is a yellow pillow showing a chibi Yoda.

A fluffy grey-black Siamese cat sprawled against a couch cushion, eyes closed. A human foot rests against it. Behind it is a yellow pillow showing a chibi Yoda.

Sleepy cat makes the best foot warmer #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

21.12.2024 21:36 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A photo of a three-masted radio tower with several "bobbles" cladding one of the pylons, breaking symmetry.

A photo of a three-masted radio tower with several "bobbles" cladding one of the pylons, breaking symmetry.

Is @SutroTower wearing a seasonal outfit? What's with the bobbles?

29.11.2024 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Locked in my bathroom. This is new.

16.11.2024 07:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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