Celestial Forests

Hey there. You’ve had several kinds of food now, so it’s time to tell you about meals. Meals are when you combine different foods into one larger food. This way you can enjoy several flavors at once. Well, I’ve got nothing left to teach you. But I’ve heard someone in the city can tell you more.

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

It’s not ragebait, it’s foreplay. Keep up.

paul rudd scrunches his face up in the Nude Tayne tim & eric sketch

he’s normal now and says “I’m okay”

every time i die in silksong

Screenshot from a Tumblr post by ralfmaximus: Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference. Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false: If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false. Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out

Hey Firefox users.

Painting of grown-up Gaia and Ryne. Gaia is in a sleek back catsuit that exposes her toned arms. She has her hammer braced on her back and her long hair cascades behind her. Ryne is in a black crop top and ripped jeans. She is holding Thancred's gunblade and has his coat draped loosely over one shoulder.

Adult Gaia & Ryne #FFXIV #FFXIVART

A kitten napping on a shelf of DVDs.

This is why physical media is still so important.

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

"MECH DESIGN TRIANGLE" on the top there is a tank, on the left "monster" and a xenomorph, on the right an angel. inside the triangle, up top there is a tank legs armored core from gen 5, then below it a wanzer from front mission. below it, to the left, the inital ac from armored core 3. below it stinger's ac. blow it, to the left, the mind beta ac from ac6 using reverse joint legs. to the right, the nineball seraph. to its right, the strike gundam. below it, white glint. to the right of white glint, gundam schwarzette. below schwarzette, to the right, the wing gundam zero. on its left, the exusia from ac5. on its left, a bit up is Kshatriya and a bit down is ac6 CEL. to the left of Kshatriya there's the nachtreiher frame from ac6. below it, to the left, the filial from ac2. outside of the triangle: between the angel and the tank, a jet plane; between the tank and the monster, a beetle; between the mosnter and the angel, a emoji pointing towards "you"/"the camera", below it, written "the nerd reading this"

this came to me in a dream

[homestar runner voice] hetewonowmative

my dick subaru the way it imprez her

the “male loneliness epidemic”, in so far as it is real, is completely self-made. men don’t view women as people. some women opt out of dealing with men because for the first time in history they can. as a reaction, we have the biggest fascist backlash in a hundred years.

that meme where you get texts from anxiety and depression and then a third thing. text from anxiety: what if you’re not good enough text from depression: everyone hates you text from yoda but he talks normal: hey what’s up man. this is yoda btw

several oomfs might be interested in flying

i think that as a subgenre, my tweets about hannibal were some of my best work

A map of Princess St., in Gay Village

I was on Princess Street in Gay Village and everyone knew your name

Every time I don’t like something that’s popular I think of this image and it cracks me up

A completely demolished sofa

hi, divorce expert here! this is not funny, JD Vance only does this when he's in extreme distress.

the consistent fatal flaw of all hero shooters is that none of them are team fortress 2, with the sole exception of team fortress 2, which instead suffers from being team fortress 2

me: technically baseball is parryslop

my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then

Greetings friends - YURI ANGER - 'TIS NOT MINE NAME two onlookers point at Urianger, in dismay over the mispronounciation

#FFXIV #FFXIVmemes

It’s not about who fell first, it’s about who cushioned the other’s fall so it wouldn’t hurt, so they wouldn’t scrape their knees. It’s about who made love a soft, a safe place to land.

NYT headline: "Pink Smoke Rising from Sistine Chapel “An Ominous Warning” Cardinals Within May Have Been Bimbofied"