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Adding Tyler Austin Harper to the long list of people I've never encountered outside of skeets telling me to ignore him.

On the one hand, there's no reason to bomb Iran.

On the other hand, our military and political leaders are clear psychopaths.

So I guess both hands are just covered in blood.

OpenAI Reaches A.I. Agreement With Defense Dept. After Anthropic Clash

As long as you agree with our official corporate ethics philosophy that it's wrong to do things you shouldn't do we're cool. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/t...

Justice Thomas Bemoans Incivility as Security Prompts Cancellation of In-Person Speech

Now explain why you haven’t spoken at work for the past 35 years
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/u...

Bills release new parking configurations for stadium's inaugural season The Buffalo Bills have released new parking configurations and names for team lots. Some of them are in newly created spaces on the west side of Abbott Road surrounding the new stadium. And they are n...

Too bad nobody thought to build it someplace accessible by public transportation.
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How the Epstein Files Are Forcing a Reckoning with Power Podcast Episode · The Political Scene | The New Yorker · February 26 · 39m

a good account of the epistemological problems posed by the archive podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Oh no. I barely knew him, personally. But what an incredible influence he had on me. Condolences to all.

Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover

Tired. Neoliberal corporate mega merger
Wired: Neofeudal oligarchic takeover
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/26/b...

a man with a beard says serious people in front of a purple background ALT: a man with a beard says serious people in front of a purple background

First video from the Clinton deposition leaked.

Mystery solved. They sell weed. That is all.

In season 3 of the Pitt they're going to unearth Dr Robbie's stash of fraudulent prosthetic legs.

I have to assume there's multiple typos in this tweet.

Just discovered a local biz that is a "lifestyle wellness brand" that sells "Premium French Bulldogs!" and organizes "free cookouts for communities" and offers "24 hour delivery" and I have no idea what's going on.

NYT just picked it up.

Shapiro joke about summers

Pitchbot joke about summers

Hm...

Wow and I always thought the most damning citation of Larry Summers was the epigraph from *Slow Violence and the Environmentalism of the Poor* (2011)

Retiring in your 80s is not a punishment.

retiring in your 70s is not a punishment

two men are talking on a subway and one of them says " i actually only have three friends " Alt: two men are talking on a subway and one of them says " i actually only have three friends "

Me, to NYTimes Crossplay.

Just watched a harrowing hour of TV. It was an episode of The Pitt. What were you watching?

What is Bonesmashing? Inside the Extreme Looksmaxxer Technique As looksmaxxing enters our lexicon, the practice of bonesmashing—tapping your face with a hammer to shape your bone structure—is trailing close behind.

my teenager won't even comb his hair. www.gq.com/story/what-i...

Muting "newsom" for the day.

Is Email Making Professors Stupid? It used to simplify crucial tasks. Now it’s strangling scholars’ ability to think.

If you don't read your email your colleagues are doing your work for you and they hate you. www.chronicle.com/article/is-e...

It is somebody's job to trick journalists into thinking that Brooklyn Beckham is a celebrity. I have a special note for that special person:

Kirsten Gillibrand wants to know the truth about aliens The U.S. senator also talked about the Equal Rights Amendment as a way to generate Democratic turnout in 2024.

Did you know that NY has another senator? And this one makes Schumer look effective?

www.cityandstateny.com/personality/...

classic fascicst propaganda poster

shitty fascicst propaganda poster

they don't make art like they used to.

I just took 3 teenage boys to the mall and I'm pretty sure looksmaxxing is a hoax yall

Hail Satan? (2019) ⭐ 7.3 | Documentary 1h 35m | R

Just watched Hail Satan? and came away even more impressed with the people running the Satanic Temple (plus a walk on from @kevinmkruse.bsky.social)
www.imdb.com/title/tt9358...

Best part of The Bear.