Where's Richard Widmark when you need him?
11.10.2025 21:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jslaff.bsky.social
Playwright of LIES, GRAND UNION and WHO'S YEHOODI?, O'Neill semifinalist (TWICE!), 2019 Writer's Digest Grand Prize winner, Arsenal supporter, resister when it matters, man about town. Ex-X, but ain't we all?
Where's Richard Widmark when you need him?
11.10.2025 21:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I give youβ¦HABOOB! (Look it up. Really. A weather term. Not dirty.)
10.10.2025 13:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A gushing waterfall off a viewpoint on the FlΓ₯mbana train from FlΓ₯m to Myrdal on the way to Oslo.
We were just there. One of the most beautiful and welcoming places Iβve ever visited. And, 90% of all new cars there are electric. They have a problem with huge cruise ships docking in tiny fjord towns, though. But a magnificent place.
10.10.2025 13:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did you see the debate? If her staff coached her to be rude and stupid, she aced it.
10.10.2025 02:54 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Washington was born in ENGLAND. #vagovdebate
09.10.2025 23:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bathrooms have stalls with locked doors.
09.10.2025 23:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This Sears lady is nuts
09.10.2025 23:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This Winsome woman is rude and nuts.
09.10.2025 23:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"So when God determines who is saved and who is not, who turns left and who turns right..."
He's comparing God to the Nazis at the transport leading to Auschwitz. How nice.
Consider the source.
09.10.2025 00:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, but in context of Hegsethβs dictat about no fat soldiers, itβs kinda ridiculous
08.10.2025 02:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βAt least there wonβt be a line at Zabarβs.β
(Iβm writing a comic novel about a neophyte rabbi returning to his quirky New Jersey hometown to lead its congregation, so I empathize.)
My favorite joke:
My wife is like the Sphinx. Sheβs beautiful, unknowable, and had her nose shot off by the French army.
When Plummer rips the Nazi flag, he spends about five seconds feeling for just the right place - the already-started rip.
02.10.2025 02:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chapel Hill > Durham > Raleigh
01.10.2025 08:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That song is really about Rockville Maryland, which is where I live. Itβs a lovely town of great food and parks in what we call the Peopleβs Republic of Montgomery County. Deep blue but lousy cell service. Cβest la guerre.
01.10.2025 08:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ken Ober was very funny and died far too soon. The show also gave us Colin Quinn, who I think is the funniest standup around, and Adam Sandler, the less said about the better. Ahead of its time.
01.10.2025 08:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He should be playing Grossinger's, not playing president.
30.09.2025 13:39 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So a death sentence for any captured American POWs, I guess.
30.09.2025 13:37 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Please somebody add up all the $$$ wasted on this.
30.09.2025 12:39 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I'm a Jewish guy from NY. I had heard of but never seen Jim Crow. I was in Houston, Ark., tiny town, and saw the old train station, 2 rooms, one big & bright with a chandelier, the other old & gray, potbelly stove. What's THAT room, I asked. Oh, that's the col--ed waiting room. My jaw fell.
29.09.2025 20:19 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's brass from Home Depot.
29.09.2025 00:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Made in China, no doubt
26.09.2025 19:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βBut as always, chiefly yourselves!β #Candyman @lordshortcake.bsky.social
26.09.2025 05:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And think of the money Sinclair is losing by showing old local news instead. They'll cave soon.
25.09.2025 18:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs still on their websiteβs schedule
23.09.2025 23:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nah. Nobody whoβd eat at the Plaza in Santa Fe is getting raptured.
23.09.2025 13:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβll be in shul
23.09.2025 12:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He wanted Rosh Hashanah off.
22.09.2025 20:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe he just wanted Rosh Hashanah off. #Kimmel
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