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@tempestkc.bsky.social

Deaf guy with the big mouth.

19 Followers  |  12 Following  |  69 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.7011

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Cool chair. Does the hostage come with it or do I have to pay separately for shipping?

24.03.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What in the actual F?!?!?!

19.03.2025 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My sentiments exactly.

02.03.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's it...I'm learning SPANISH!!!!

02.03.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dear world, we're sorry he's a walking advertisement for birth control, an embodiment of stepping on a lego, a life-sized typo, a warm beer served in a dirty glass, a person-shaped pile of shame, and a waste of perfectly good oxygen. Sincerely, half of the USA.

02.03.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't feel bad, President Zelenskyy...tRUMP isn't on the side of Americans either.

01.03.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My bank has a new service that sends you your balance via text. It's cool, I just don't think they should add β€œLOL” at the end.

28.02.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To my LGBTQIA+ family...no matter WHAT they do, they will NEVER rain on OUR parade!!!!! We're not going anywhere!!!!

28.02.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aww shucks...the Pillbillies aren't happy.

28.02.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have decided to stop being self-aware.
What I do is none of my business.

27.02.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now might be a good time to remind everyone that the phrase β€œI was just following orders.” was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials. Just saying.

26.02.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Isn't it ironic...? If you put dots on his signature it looks like a Klan rally. Coincidence? Probably. He's too stupid to be that clever. But still...

Wake Up - Rise Up

23.02.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If they ever succeed at this...Civil War.
Wake Up - Rise Up.

22.02.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can't argue this fact.

20.02.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So I bought something...Proudly.

20.02.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is looking at something ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at something

If you think supporting the poor is what’s draining our finances, take a closer look at how much we spend keeping the ultra-rich comfortable.

17.02.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I like to keep the rules pretty basic here at home...

13.02.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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...but, the price of eggs, right?

13.02.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good question.

12.02.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the person he chose to represent YOU as the face of spirituality. That den of snakes grows bigger every day, yet they all look and act the same.

10.02.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(waking up and seeing The Kid smirking guiltily)

Me: "Did you draw a penis on my face while I was sleeping again?!?!"

The Kid: (laughing) "Yes."

Me: "Dammit!!! Although, I do have to say, you drew it pretty well."

The Kid: "Thanks. I traced it."

09.02.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't drive, but I found this fing hilarious cause I could just see the Kid saying something dorky like this.

08.02.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Try to digest this while you figure out how the hell this lowers the price of eggs.

08.02.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The perfect metaphor to describe tRUMP and Repuglicans.

(and no, that wasn't a typo)

07.02.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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