Cool chair. Does the hostage come with it or do I have to pay separately for shipping?
24.03.2025 01:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@tempestkc.bsky.social
Deaf guy with the big mouth.
Cool chair. Does the hostage come with it or do I have to pay separately for shipping?
24.03.2025 01:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What in the actual F?!?!?!
19.03.2025 10:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My sentiments exactly.
02.03.2025 16:22 β π 24 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0That's it...I'm learning SPANISH!!!!
02.03.2025 16:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dear world, we're sorry he's a walking advertisement for birth control, an embodiment of stepping on a lego, a life-sized typo, a warm beer served in a dirty glass, a person-shaped pile of shame, and a waste of perfectly good oxygen. Sincerely, half of the USA.
02.03.2025 16:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't feel bad, President Zelenskyy...tRUMP isn't on the side of Americans either.
01.03.2025 15:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My bank has a new service that sends you your balance via text. It's cool, I just don't think they should add βLOLβ at the end.
28.02.2025 21:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To my LGBTQIA+ family...no matter WHAT they do, they will NEVER rain on OUR parade!!!!! We're not going anywhere!!!!
28.02.2025 02:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aww shucks...the Pillbillies aren't happy.
28.02.2025 01:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have decided to stop being self-aware.
What I do is none of my business.
Now might be a good time to remind everyone that the phrase βI was just following orders.β was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials. Just saying.
26.02.2025 17:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Isn't it ironic...? If you put dots on his signature it looks like a Klan rally. Coincidence? Probably. He's too stupid to be that clever. But still...
Wake Up - Rise Up
If they ever succeed at this...Civil War.
Wake Up - Rise Up.
Can't argue this fact.
20.02.2025 19:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So I bought something...Proudly.
20.02.2025 03:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you think supporting the poor is whatβs draining our finances, take a closer look at how much we spend keeping the ultra-rich comfortable.
17.02.2025 10:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like to keep the rules pretty basic here at home...
13.02.2025 22:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0...but, the price of eggs, right?
13.02.2025 02:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good question.
12.02.2025 21:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the person he chose to represent YOU as the face of spirituality. That den of snakes grows bigger every day, yet they all look and act the same.
10.02.2025 13:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(waking up and seeing The Kid smirking guiltily)
Me: "Did you draw a penis on my face while I was sleeping again?!?!"
The Kid: (laughing) "Yes."
Me: "Dammit!!! Although, I do have to say, you drew it pretty well."
The Kid: "Thanks. I traced it."
I don't drive, but I found this fing hilarious cause I could just see the Kid saying something dorky like this.
08.02.2025 16:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Try to digest this while you figure out how the hell this lowers the price of eggs.
08.02.2025 04:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The perfect metaphor to describe tRUMP and Repuglicans.
(and no, that wasn't a typo)