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@gagmewaknife.bsky.social

not a cool mom, a regular mom

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Picture of a tiny frog being held up on a man's hand. Concert lawn venue in the background.

Picture of a tiny frog being held up on a man's hand. Concert lawn venue in the background.

At the Blink 182 concert and there are tiny frogs all over in the grass where everyone is walking and I can't focus on the concert cause I'm worried about the fucking frogs getting squished.

27.09.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Planning an ultimate National Park Bucket list for my family is the only small act of resistance I can think of currently.

25.05.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mom used to sing The Circle Game by Joni Mitchell to put me to sleep as a baby and now I'm singing the same song to put my baby girl to sleep. Talk about the carousel of life, huh?

PS. I am sobbing

23.04.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My baby will not go to sleep until EVERY book is pulled off the shelves, EVERY piece of clothing is pulled out of the hamper, EVERY stuffie is pulled out from their snuggled resting spot, and EVERY detachable part of a toy is separate from their base. We love a consistent queen!

18.03.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love this!

01.03.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just saying.

28.02.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 38493    πŸ” 6363    πŸ’¬ 390    πŸ“Œ 236

My husband is from the town Gene Hackman grew up in and has met him at least once but this whole time I thought he was talking about Gallagher the Watermelon guy ??? Where my wires crossed I don't know. RIP

27.02.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love my husband. Whenever I am down or nervous or upset, he says "Let's go to the library" or "Do you want to put on a Saw movie?" He just gets it !!!

25.02.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the flip side, Bandit Heeler and I are having an emotional affair.

24.02.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beginning to have parasocial relationships with the parents on my kid's favorite cartoons. Daniel Tiger's father and I DO NOT get along. Put some pants on!

24.02.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really enjoyed Longlegs and I'm tired of the Internet telling me I shouldn't have.

23.02.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After becoming a parent, every movie becomes a horror movie. Put on Finding Nemo and couldn't handle it.

17.02.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I refuse to let the next 4 years ruin the time I have here.
I will have joy.
I will laugh.
I will rest.
I will dance.
I will sing.
I will spend time with folks I love.
I will find ways I can help my community.
I will find the beauty.
I will hold on to peace.
I will live.
I will have joy.

31.01.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3400    πŸ” 602    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 59

In line at Disney for Rise of the Resistance and some kid just got up and shouted "Everyone say Trump All the Way!!"... Awkward silence. But like... The irony lmao

29.01.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Egg prices hit record highs this week.

Much of the increase is the result of egg shortages brought on by avian flu.

How has Trump responded? By ordering public health agencies to cease communications with the public.

His presidency is a threat to our health and our wallets.

24.01.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7327    πŸ” 1762    πŸ’¬ 231    πŸ“Œ 76

that weird little bitch is a nazi, full stop

21.01.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.

19.01.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 19419    πŸ” 4518    πŸ’¬ 450    πŸ“Œ 133
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a woman in a blue shirt says there 's an aroma on the bottom Alt: a woman in a blue shirt says there 's an aroma on the bottom

The whole bit in the Tik Tok error message about Trump is stinky to me... Like.. did he tell y'all to say that?

19.01.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If Tik Tok is bought by Meta, I'm outtttttt

18.01.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is anyone else just... Not doing well mentally? Im terrified for the future, even more so than I was years ago because now I have a daughter. I still believe in the beauty of the world, but damn things look BLEAK

18.01.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’”

16.01.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 16695    πŸ” 2564    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 86

I've already found Sims building content lmaoooo

16.01.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Pamela Anderson in the Criterion Closet. The text reads, β€œWe love David Lynch.”

Pamela Anderson in the Criterion Closet. The text reads, β€œWe love David Lynch.”

my timeline

16.01.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 12791    πŸ” 1553    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 29

Im so sad

16.01.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I am so tired of waiting, aren’t you, For the world to become good and beautiful and kind?  Let’s take a knife and cut the world in two- And see what worms are eating At the rind.      Langston Hughes

I am so tired of waiting, aren’t you, For the world to become good and beautiful and kind? Let’s take a knife and cut the world in two- And see what worms are eating At the rind. Langston Hughes

25.11.2024 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 33099    πŸ” 5186    πŸ’¬ 428    πŸ“Œ 173

I am so scared to read this lmao

20.11.2024 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why did the show Arthur make Mary Shelley and Lord Byron hot? #ILovePBS

16.11.2024 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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