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Take a log off the fire, bud

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There were at least 10 of them!

04.03.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to have a talk with the cat at 3:45am about taking care of the house for a few days so the same thing really

04.03.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who all up Admiraling they Club at 439 in the am

04.03.2026 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Most of his career in Atlanta LA and New York? Wooooooow rino much

04.03.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They don’t plan to they will instead point you towards a bunch of substacks that prove how much smarter they were from the start after they do nothing to help win

04.03.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t believe I have to live with two more fucking months of primary run off ads for Paxton/Cornyn and Middleton/Roy

04.03.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a young Shiba Inu that will scream at you and an old husky mutt that will give you so much fucking side eye while it happens too

04.03.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some day Ted Cruz will show up at my door for the asskicking I have promised him

04.03.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

IT MADE MY PRIMARY BALLOT SO LENGTHY

04.03.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gonna have to pull it off in the run-off (which I suspect he will. I don't think enough of the Hunt votes are going to Paxton)

04.03.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I only saw one Crenshaw commercial amongst all the many many commercials

04.03.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

shoulda called himself Maga Dan

04.03.2026 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dan Crenshaw getting voted out for not being insane enough is really something

04.03.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we made sandwiches, you can't go wrong with a nice sandwich

04.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO CRUCIAL BEXARKESHA COUNTY

04.03.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh shit when did that change?

04.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There wasn't a single Crockett sign up at my early vote center here in Houston - tons of Talarico in my neighborhood though

04.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s goooooooo

04.03.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooooh time for some hubris viewing

04.03.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

idk who needs to hear this but there appear to be like 10 seasons of Grand Designs on Apple TV rn

04.03.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

Man it was so good. Saw folks say it used to be better, but am unsure how considering how delicious our meal was

04.03.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YES GO TO MONTREAL INSTEAD YES

04.03.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting to think the Tigers spring training team isnt as good as Team Dominican Republic

04.03.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just regular chair!

03.03.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a feeling the s2 finale was intended to make sure things were mostly wrapped just in case. It was a very fun show just to look at.

03.03.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah that’s a bummer, we enjoyed this silly ass show

03.03.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh did a a blueskyball happen? I was too busy resisting a regime to notice

03.03.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gotta stir these two and drop them off shortly. I don’t wanna.

03.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow way to be whorebalist

03.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally we admit them fancy Williamsburg boys are just a bunch of beta cucks who need to man up their breakfasts to get beat up by Pete Hegseth

03.03.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0