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@turtlesynth.bsky.social

Adorable girlbot! she/her/it 2/18/2025 πŸ’Š some of fave things are: Turtles, TF2, Tech, and Trek! 🐒 Sometimes lewd! I'm over 18 and so is my account!

1,250 Followers  |  661 Following  |  5,330 Posts  |  Joined: 07.01.2024
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that one twitter trend

07.03.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 353    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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FUCK I HEARD FIREWORKS AND THOUGHT *IT* HAD HAPPENED!

07.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Five-Star General: (gravely) Sir, Operation Epic Bacon is not going awesomesauce

06.03.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Big difference between wanting to prevent the spread of a novel pathogen and wanting to identify federal agents that are refusing to adhere to the fourth amendment and murdering US citizens in the streets.

06.03.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bea & Nessa πŸ§‘πŸ’™

06.03.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 705    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
A digital bust illustration of a night fury, named Ed, looking up and smiling wide. He is wearing a teal bandana around his neck. The background is different abstract cloudy patterns with sparkles and checkerboard designs on a teal background.

A digital bust illustration of a night fury, named Ed, looking up and smiling wide. He is wearing a teal bandana around his neck. The background is different abstract cloudy patterns with sparkles and checkerboard designs on a teal background.

delighted dragon πŸ‰
for @denshadragon.bsky.social
[ #LabRatArt #furry #furryart ]

06.03.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
'America Defeats America' Headline Shirt

'America Defeats America' Headline Shirt

Those who fail to wear history are condemned to repeat it. https://store.theonion.com/products/america-defeats-america-headline-shirt?variant=42133722660933

06.03.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 451    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

If you like funny court moments, check out the YouTube channel Law Talk With Mike. He’s an attorney that does live feeds of funny court moments as they come in as well as making fun of sovereign citizens.

06.03.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Silly warmup from tumblr this morning

#corrosart #wormonastring #furry #ask

06.03.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this website so much

06.03.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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youraislopbores.me I love this website so much

06.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

06.03.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5138    πŸ” 885    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 19

oh YEAH!? you think you're so tough?

*depaves your impermeable surfaces*

06.03.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
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i stacked them sorry

06.03.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, a Billionaire won’t be able to afford the gargantuan yacht, they will only be able to afford a regular yacht. How will they ever survive?

05.03.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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[COMM 2025] 🐍

05.03.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 345    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Kieran can have a little of autistic rizz, as a treat.

05.03.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every social media joke about politics is a tragedy. We could have instead been speculating whether Lightning McQueen’s biology is entirely metal or if he has a fleshy interior like a clam inhabiting a shell

05.03.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

i've never been a huge fan of macro march but it's growing on me

05.03.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

trump may be the worst president in history, but he knows how to fire people in the funniest way possible. I'm pretty sure one of the 1st term cabinet members learned he was fired while taking a shit

05.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 412    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Noem is stepping down to spend more time shooting her dogs

05.03.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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VistaVision, a vintage format left for dead, is revived in 'One Battle After Another' and more VistaVision, the large-scale film format used largely in the 1950s, is enjoying a big-screen revival.

VistaVision, the large-scale film format used largely in the 1950s, is enjoying a big-screen revival.

05.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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you can catch a nyan in the claw machine

05.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 473    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
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FISH!

Caught a Sharklena!

05.03.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 460    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Politician: I wouldn’t classify this as a β€œwar.” It’s a shooty boom boom soldier fighty fight time

05.03.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Animal Crossing - The Able Sisters [Cover]
YouTube video by Qumu Animal Crossing - The Able Sisters [Cover]

New Cover!
The Able Sisters from Animal Crossing ^^
youtu.be/s_lwjzXhpDw
Art by @binoftrash.bsky.social

05.03.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0