Texas Gopher

Texas will comply, UT is gutless

I have never seen such a perfect image

Stephen A is an ass.

I know he thinks its terribly clever but I'm not sure that someone who is rumored to poop his pants on a daily basis should post videos of him spraying fecal matter out of his behind.

No Kings in Dallas

That’s his answer for everything. I don’t know, I haven’t seen that. I hadn’t heard that. He’s the most ignorant Speaker in the history of the House

Republican congressman calls flag with swastika displayed in his office 'vile' and says it's under investigation Rep. Dave Taylor, R-Ohio, said in a statement that upon " learning of this matter, I immediately directed a thorough investigation alongside Capitol Police, which remains ongoing."

GOP Congressman is deeply offended someone actually saw what he displays in his office

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Republican ads zero in on Jay Jones' violent texts in closing weeks of Virginia's elections An NBC News analysis of recent ad spending shows that Republicans up and down the ballot in the state have shifted the focus of their closing message to the Jones scandal.

Jay Jones should withdraw today. We Dems aren't the GOP. This language is unacceptable

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Our girl Missy crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday and our girl Lexi and I are working through the loss together. It helped me today that my puppies partner was there to go with me. My suggestion is to find a friend to walk with. My friend Lexi sure helps me.

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I saw a commercial for John Cornyn that told voters to call and give their support. I called and left a message telling that he was a shitty human being and a shittier Senator. I also told him if he had any free time he should relax and go fuck himself. Have a great I’d day

Microphone Joe Manchin is at it again

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

"When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist”

This is as true in the United States as it is Venezuela and no Donald you didn’t win #HideTheKetchup

He lies so easily , he doesn’t miss a beat as the turds drop out of his mouth.

@smerconish.bsky.social

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I think a better headline might be “Jonathan Chait is a shitty writer and a shittier human being, but he makes a lot of money doing it so there’s that”

Kershaw roughed up in relief in 'hard to watch' 8th Clayton Kershaw's first relief appearance since 2019 wasn't pretty, as he allowed four runs in a nightmarish eighth inning in the Phillies' 8-2 Game 3 victory.

Good #Karma #Pride #EatThatHat

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Judge Immergut quotes James Madison from the
Records of the Federal Convention of 1787: “A standing
military force, with an overgrown Executive will not long be safe companions to liberty. The
means of defence [against] foreign danger, have been always the instruments of tyranny at
home.”

Gotta disagree , he Was never funny

She already shit on Chicago why would they let her do it again

The party of family values is at it again!

I think it’s so awesome that the Donald isn’t afraid to show how much he loves another man in public

Meiselas: You’re saying to Donald Trump, to Senator Thune, to JD Vance: show up at the Capitol. We’re going to do this in front of the press and address these issues before the American people, correct?

Jeffries: That’s my position—and we’ll even let Mike Johnson into the meeting as well.

That is the way its supposed to be. According to protocol they don't applaud.

And he voted to cut them all

It was over when Napheesa went down. Great fight though. lottery pick in the draft. We'll be back.

Yeah, you could see this coming. The league definitely didn't take kindly to the talk about the refs ( which was absolutely accurate)