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A zebra in the PNW. (she/her) No longer making an effort. ♿️ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ ✑️ πŸ‰ 🀟🏻 🐈 πŸ§€ πŸŒ²πŸ¦‰ πŸ’ ⚾️

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Yup. When I came out to myself as queer, I also interrogated my gender. A lot. And concluded that I am cis.

23.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s β€œUncle Fucker” from South Park. I can confirm that forgetting this song exists and then watching the movie with your uncle is a tad awkward.

17.02.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elle est magnifique.

15.02.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uh-huh. DECADES of tobacco and alcohol lobbies with doctors and other authority figures claiming no harm that has killed MILLIONS and disabled millions more.

Get back to me when weed has done this to America and not before.

10.02.2026 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GO HAWKS! πŸ’šπŸ’™

08.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry, but Threads is what I hoped this place would be.

08.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I laughed because of how true this is. Especially in the summer games with the fencing logo. Love it.

08.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hated Chris Pratt before I ever knew why. I thought it was just because everyone in the Guardians movies was far, far more interesting than him, both actor and character.

06.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t exactly dislike him but I am SO sick of him right now.

06.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TIL a Seattle Kraken goalie is the WaPo editor.

06.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the money I saved made me a millionaire β€” and it could β€” I would still never EVER use this disgusting option. Oh please, let me just hand in my medical information to MAGA? What the actual fuck.

06.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a wild take. Care to share your sources?

03.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely weird. And I say that as a former (and forever) New Yorker.

01.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really tired of people not just feeding the trolls but platforming them. It’s either ragebait for them or from them and either way STFU.

31.01.2026 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no ! Alt: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
30.01.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hitler made the same mistake about Russia.

30.01.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, most small businesses can’t just close for a day, unfortunately. So many of the ones I follow are taking this kind of step, donating a portion of sales and having extra resistance supplies and support at their stores today. I appreciate that.

30.01.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for reporting that. Very cool of Ekman-Larsson considering it wasn’t really his fault.

30.01.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatching the series now. So much less of it was awesome than I remember, but there’s still plenty of awesome.

28.01.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would not be surprised at this rate. Just glad we won and as far as I’m concerned, he got that hatty.

28.01.2026 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, Hellebuycket will only be operational during the regular season.

27.01.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely stellar headline.

27.01.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if he knows exactly how lucky he is that the Hawks won.

26.01.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And hug your quarterback!

26.01.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a great day to be a Daccord or a Darnold.

26.01.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I’m sure the tour was scheduled long before it looked like the Hawks would get here. Still unfortunate, but if it’s a great game at least YouTube has full replays.

25.01.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What about β€œchat”?

25.01.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the recommendation. Sadly my library doesn’t have it, but I just skimmed the sample and it looks great. Once I finish the sample, most likely I’ll just buy it. Seems worthy.

25.01.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Correct.

25.01.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope my favorite team will
understand why I’m watching football tomorrow. 😊

25.01.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0