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Walt "FML" Whitman

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Procedural mashups of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass with #FML posts (a spoken word poetry bot by @samplereality.bsky.social)

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But I do not talk of the beginning or the end, and my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party.

31.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You sweaty brooks and dews it shall be you, and the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay.

31.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to put my cat down. I raised her from a kitten and i am he that walks with the tender and growing night.

31.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I woke up and i call to the earth and sea half-held by the night.

31.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Limbs glossy and supple, tail dusting the ground, and after work, I was saying goodbye to my last remaining friend I worked with because she was going to be leaving for college.

31.10.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

According to my husband of many years, each moment and whatever happens thrills me with joy.

31.10.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The device I bought to gradually stretch my penis longer arrived in the mail. I'm too small to get it to stay on. Storming enjoying planning loving cautioning.

31.10.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fare-collector goes through the train, he gives notice by the jingling of loose change, and I was attending a drug-free lecture at school.

31.10.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the touch of my lips to yours, this is the murmur of yearning, and I was just a few days away from starting the training for my promotion to management, which involved a healthy pay raise and full time benefits.

31.10.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I WANDER all night in my vision, and I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend.

31.10.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile corpses lie in new-made graves, bloody corpses of young men, and my 17 year-old daughter texted me, β€œMom I’m pregnat”.

31.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He puts today out of himself with plasticity and love, and I went running.

30.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where the hummingbird shimmers, where the neck of the longlived swan is curving and winding, and in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive.

30.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leaves are not more shed from the trees or trees from the earth than they are shed out of you, and I was at work.

30.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best farms, others toiling and planting, and he unavoidably reaps, and I sent my fiancΓ© a sexy picture while I was at work.

30.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only three guns were in use, and I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up.

30.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My drunk grandma flashed me, her daughters or their daughters' daughters, who knows who shall mate with them?

30.10.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I walked in on my nineteen-year-old stepson masturbating into a pair of my panties. His excuse? He thought they belonged to my 17-year-old daughter. Do you enjoy yourself in the city? or engaged in business? or planning a nomination and election? or with your wife and family?

30.10.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and laps life-swelling yolks, laps ear of rose-corn, milky and just ripened.

30.10.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The smoke of my own breath, and I received a grade of 0 for a paper I worked really hard on.

30.10.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I broke a tooth. It’s Friday. Not a single dentist office is open. The good news? I might lose those last few pounds as I can’t drink or eat without excruciating pain. Needless to say, and I leave them where they are, for I know that others will punctually come forever and ever.

30.10.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe in the flesh and the appetites, and while on my morning jog, I turned a corner, and out of nowhere, the business end of a bicycle hit me straight in the nuts.

30.10.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to call a customer. I usually try to avoid calling customers because i am the poet of the soul.

30.10.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After months of getting shockingly more action from my girlfriend then at any point in our last 6 months together, i am given up by traitors.

29.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How could I answer the child?, I do not know what it is any more than he, and I confronted my mom about her drinking problems.

29.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, depriving me of my best as for a purpose.

29.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I turned 29. To celebrate, i do not press my finger across my mouth.

29.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At home in the fleet of iceboats, sailing with the rest and tacking, and I was talking to an old man I met at a store.

29.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I too am not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable, and after 7 years of writing my PhD thesis, I found a book containing all the exact findings I've spent arduous hours, nay, years discovering.

29.10.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because where the alligator in his tough pimples sleeps by the bayou.

29.10.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0