mmmtORBS (eerie!)

guy having hummus for the first time: this is some wacky queso

(janie’s got a gun melody)

you erased your wife?? 😱

spider with a knife

I will miss the leafs :(

so much leafs on ground

does your wife know you went to new orleans with mr clean

post from worf presents STAR WARPS starring worf @WorfWarps text: security chief edition image: a 2x2 labeled grid like a punnett square showing comparisons/overlaps the columns are labeled: does NOT know what cryptocurrency is, DOES know what cryptocurrency is the rows: does NOT invest in crypto, DOES invest in crypto the images in the grid: does NOT know crypto, does NOT invest: Worf DOES know crypto, does NOT invest: Tuvok does NOT know crypto, DOES invest: Reed DOES know crypto, DOES invest: D. Nhan

old thing i made when twitter still existed

TNG crypto meme; Picard does not know and does not invest, laforge and data do know and don’t invest, barclay doesn’t know but does invest, riker (beardless) does know and does invest

!!! I made a star trek one back then too!

happy birthday!!

lolllllllllll

Put Me in Coach would be a much better song if it was about riding an airplane

I’m gonna do it

what happens if I microwave an unopened mustard packet

christ on a clanker

the danse macaw

your wife followed me on instagram

ope apparently bsky didn’t refresh when I opened it just now so I was scrolling through hours or days-old (I don’t remember when I was on last) posts. apologies if I liked one of yours from an awkwardly long time ago, I wasn’t like snooping your page or something (or was I…)

hands christian handersen

thank you for showing me this

oh you know I thought that as soon as I saw this hahaha

Data has a little Spot cat and Riker has a trombone 😭😭😭 Wesley even has The Sweater 🥵

star trek enterprise D Lego set with full crew of minifigs, my childhood dream is now a reality for only $400 😭

ya know I just had my birthday and christmas is coming up, time for any secret admirers out there to come forward:

new butt poopin

sending you to shutupland

but canon probably has some kind of cleaning kit for these, which is worth trying if it’s not expensive

I don’t work on inkjets very often, but I do know if the printhead is clogged and can’t be cleaned it’s done for :( of course if that’s the case then it can’t hurt to take some isopropyl on a lint-free cloth and manually clean the printhead yourself and see what happens lol

our singer holding the weepcar knife superimposed over the weirdest pic of me. looks like I’m excited to be stabbed

this was shared in the band group chat today. I think our singer wants to stab me??

bro do u mind if i use this circular saw to process lumber in your car

that man is a philosopher