Me holding a lime with a sticker that says “lime #4048 product of mexico”
this is the 4,048th lime ever made 🙏
08.01.2026 21:59 —
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the new deck I just finished building took out the whole table at once tonight, I’m so happy 😭
07.01.2026 03:50 —
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jesus christ has it been a full year already 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓
06.01.2026 17:27 —
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This shit is easy
05.01.2026 23:08 —
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boot screen from some computer that says “decompressing linux… parsing ELF… done. Booting the kernel” whatever that means
you did WHAT to the elf??
05.01.2026 22:19 —
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fuckin on tulsa time
05.01.2026 00:14 —
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well now I HAVE to
05.01.2026 18:42 —
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whatever, it’s fine, I love being obsessed with things I suck at
05.01.2026 18:40 —
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losing absolutely endlessly in games of magic the gathering is teaching me valuable lessons in humility and patience and calmness …….and rage suppression
05.01.2026 18:38 —
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🎶 safelite peepee safelite poopoo 🎶
05.01.2026 16:47 —
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We can overcome destructive toxicity and hate by increasing the amount of bonkers fun ridiculousness
05.01.2026 16:39 —
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I’m so glad to finally be back at work after the long holiday break 😊 I’ve really missed the microscopically thin but somehow still straight-up 80-grit sandpaper toilet paper 😌
05.01.2026 16:23 —
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you never know!
05.01.2026 16:11 —
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a ship with a large stern is called a gyacht
05.01.2026 02:09 —
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but somehow they do come to me 😊
04.01.2026 04:56 —
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much more fun if literal: strip mall
05.01.2026 00:42 —
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the year of the hors d'ouevre
05.01.2026 00:38 —
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fuckin on tulsa time
05.01.2026 00:14 —
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😭🚗
04.01.2026 06:08 —
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weep weep, weep weep, yeah!
04.01.2026 05:20 —
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but somehow they do come to me 😊
04.01.2026 04:56 —
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I don’t actually remember how to play any of our songs; they come to me through the æther as we play
04.01.2026 02:23 —
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these moshers better not spill my diet dr pepper
04.01.2026 02:05 —
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my resolution is to eat more tamales this year
03.01.2026 20:34 —
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god damn I love a tamale. what a great food
03.01.2026 20:33 —
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tech fan: my phone tells me when i’m thirsty
weathered sea captain: dolphins are the devil’s children
03.01.2026 02:34 —
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acab includes deedee megadoodoo
03.01.2026 04:56 —
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it’s the ACME of the insurance/medical industry lol
02.01.2026 17:55 —
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vecna sounds like an insurance company
02.01.2026 06:00 —
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lawful good -BUT- we have a twin bed directly next to our full bed just for the dogs, and that goes into the corner, kinda making the whole MegaBed setup true neutral
02.01.2026 05:52 —
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