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this mfer

04.03.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh so that explains the quality around here

04.03.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cuti banging his fist on a dressing room table before the Everton match:

Hermanos, we may have failed to prevent this proud club from being relegated but I’ll be damned if no one is getting laid this summer.

04.03.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yea that’ll fix it lads go for it

04.03.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

-reading my posts

04.03.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
DefinitionPlayful220 β€’ 34m ago
Fans should go on a sex strike until the next win.
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Things are going well r/coys

04.03.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

need to see Lange’s transaction history

04.03.2026 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that shouldn’t be legal!

04.03.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You idiots. You fools. This isn’t gambling you fucking bozos. You absolute pond scum for brains. This is hard work. This is blood. Sweat. And Tears. This is creation reaching its perfect form. This is love. This is God.

04.03.2026 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh great we created a Inigo Montoya situation

04.03.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the word leonardo on the bottom right Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the word leonardo on the bottom right
04.03.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat Alt: a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat
04.03.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat Alt: a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat

my kid told me the tooth fairy makes a necklace with all the teeth they collect

04.03.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish he was in that jersey

04.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

only thing I can think about rn

04.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

be honest. you were doing your banking on X, the everything app.

04.03.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP πŸ˜”

04.03.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Website died again when I posted this. Feels like Billy is the one pulling the strings.

03.03.2026 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yea Billy? Is that right? And did the CIA make you a piece of shit too or you manage that one all on your own?

03.03.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[Dan Baker PA voice] PHILLIES fans. before we introduce TONIGHT'S. starting lineups. the Phillies, together with CP Rankin, would like to remind you that this game takes place on the ancestral lands of the LENNNIIIIIIIIIII - LENAAPPPEEEEEEEEEE

03.03.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The CIA picked a helluva time to stop working to overthrow its own government

03.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

would.

03.03.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I posted feet and broke the website

03.03.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

unsubscribe

03.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

03.03.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWould ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.”

that spoke to me.

03.03.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if they made him mayor he’d have torn down the Verrazano and made cars illegal

03.03.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

here we go again (doing progressive politics)

03.03.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tired: this country went straight into the shitter bc it embraced disco

wired: this country went straight into the shitter bc it failed to embrace disco enough

03.03.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Full name
Howard Melton Webb
Born
14 July 1971 (age 54)
Rotherham, England
Other occupation
Police Officer with South Yorkshire Police

Full name Howard Melton Webb Born 14 July 1971 (age 54) Rotherham, England Other occupation Police Officer with South Yorkshire Police

really bc you policing my shitposts is asking a lot of questions

03.03.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0