lunch enjoyer

The only good thing about America rn

Almza beer

bottle check this shit rocks

this is making me depresso

This guy gets it

baklava will fix it

am - Christ

I didn’t need the if what and I doing here

Sahadi’s? Don’t mind if sahado.

now I’m self conscious

I’ll gladly suffer for it

I’m not scared

Bunch of crusty old white people standing in a church droning in unison “he ascended into heaven” not realizing they’re talking about a spaceship that is coming back next year. That’s why they’re tidying up the middle east right now.

ok sry

Robbie Keane Emerging

6 more weeks of winter 😔

And it seems to me your posting life
Was like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to grink to
When the likes came in

you can have two

I’ll die on the hill that raisins should be outlawed in all baking contexts and are only edible in savory dishes. I’ll see you in court.

raisins? the devil’s scat? oh honey no

got me through college

ye ol chocolate drop oate biscuits sry forgot to regionalize

The best cookie is oatmeal chocolate chip.

Monkeys paw covered by paw patrol which is covered by ACAB

so this is your fault

The only thing standing between me and a Cy Young are double stuffed Oreos

dudes rock

did you have to pee watching Sicario?

thank you

better for my heart than Spurs tbf