lunch enjoyer

oh great we created a Inigo Montoya situation

a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat Alt: a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat

my kid told me the tooth fairy makes a necklace with all the teeth they collect

I wish he was in that jersey

only thing I can think about rn

be honest. you were doing your banking on X, the everything app.

RIP 😔

Website died again when I posted this. Feels like Billy is the one pulling the strings.

Oh yea Billy? Is that right? And did the CIA make you a piece of shit too or you manage that one all on your own?

[Dan Baker PA voice] PHILLIES fans. before we introduce TONIGHT'S. starting lineups. the Phillies, together with CP Rankin, would like to remind you that this game takes place on the ancestral lands of the LENNNIIIIIIIIIII - LENAAPPPEEEEEEEEEE

The CIA picked a helluva time to stop working to overthrow its own government

would.

Sorry I posted feet and broke the website

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

“Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.”

that spoke to me.

if they made him mayor he’d have torn down the Verrazano and made cars illegal

here we go again (doing progressive politics)

tired: this country went straight into the shitter bc it embraced disco

wired: this country went straight into the shitter bc it failed to embrace disco enough

Full name Howard Melton Webb Born 14 July 1971 (age 54) Rotherham, England Other occupation Police Officer with South Yorkshire Police

really bc you policing my shitposts is asking a lot of questions

I don’t care I’m not apologizing to Howard Webb

Don’t be mean to my plagiarism machine for being unable to count to ten. Also, it’s in charge of WW3 now.

Adama Traore banned from lifting weights at West Ham, says Nuno Espirito Santo "It's enough weight that he carries. He'll do prevention work, but he's not in there lifting weights," Nuno said on Monday.

“But Adama, you’re much too swole!”

“Just one more rep boss, I swear”

I know this is what you have to say if you are getting paid 7 figures to be the CEO of Target but it's over bro lol

Very cool that for every week going on two months at least one player from whoever Spurs played had their best game of the season 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Fabrizio Romano never beating the allegations (there are no good Italians)

kevin.danso Birmingham, United Kingdom NETFLIX PEAKY BLADERS THE IMMO MAK 老 1,207 24 kevin.danso By order of the Peaky Blinders... more

Kevin, lad, Kevin. Kevin we are 16th. Kevin.

Oh he means the refs. Yea they don’t give a shit.

My German brother in Christ, trust me we notice it and have for years.