𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞

/ honestly if it's getting you this irked i think it's better to take a break for a spell. your health comes first, you having *fun* comes first. if people are patient enough to wait for you now, they'll have patience for you later

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⠀⠀݁ ..⠀⠀𝓉ₕ𝒶ₜ’𝓈⠀⠀ԋᴏᴡ
⠀⠀⠀𝓎ₒᵤ⠀⠀Ꮷo⠀⠀𝒾𝚝﹗
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/ darby isnt really the character to just be Saying Shit like that but its 1am and i got at least one like on the post- thank you vena mun- so it stays.

[ completely deadpan ] Happy Milf Mon Day .

happy milf monday...

/ they remembered how to make big guys with skeledirge i think we got good odds

... the rumors are true.

to say anything else wouldn't be fair. (😊)

staring at who like what—

ᴍʏꜱᴛɪꜰʏɪɴɢ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ

ᴠᴇꜱᴘᴇʀ

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𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙔'𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙂𝙊𝙏 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉’
⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙈𝙔 𝘼𝙎𝙎 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙐𝙀 —

⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙆 𝙔𝙊𝙐,
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀'𝘾𝙐𝙕 𝙄 𝙆𝙀𝙀𝙋 𝙍𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙄𝙉'
𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙊𝙁 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉’ 𝙏𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙐𝙀𝙎.

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[ wishing he had the capacity to turn into a ball of mystery particles and escape from situations. alas... ]

seap (twt)

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

𝘐 𝘎𝘖𝘛, 𝘐 𝘎𝘖𝘛, 𝘐 𝘎𝘖𝘛, 𝘐 𝘎𝘖𝘛 —

𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘓𝘕𝘌𝘚𝘚, 𝘐 𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘒𝘐𝘓𝘓 𝘚𝘏𝘐𝘛

'𝘊𝘈𝘜𝘚𝘌 𝘐𝘛'𝘚 𝘐𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘋𝘕𝘈.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

... huh.

[ well, so it goes. ]

well, um.
... th-there you have it.

[ nodding. shifting awkwardly with no proper idea how to step out of the discussion. god, smite him... ]

... is it?

i thought that was, um. common knowledge.

... that, um.

[ tilting his head one way, then the other. what's the safe way to phrase it...? ]

hm.
they must think you're cute.

[ ...more than that, if they're walking into things stealing looks at her. ]

... th-that happens to me all the time. i wouldn't worry about it.

/ well okay i could do without the snow but it's very funny

/ "thousands of dollars in debt or be short for a week" is the kind of shit that makes me glad a foot of snow is knocking on my door so i can stay up for it

/ this does come with consequences but it's worth it

/ darby is the hardest hes ever been right now #iknowthatsright

[ splayed out across it. he coughs weakly, nods weaker still, and pulls his scarf up over his cheeks. his whole fucking face is red, though, so. that's not doing much of anything. ]

ghHH-?!

[ flailing. as if this will do anything. ...it's kinda pathetic and he realizes this after a beat, so he eventually finds himself limp in her hold. ]

...
y. yeah. i think so.

[ LEAPING A GENUINE FOOT IN THE AIR LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER ] nn no i'm good. th thanks

[ also thinks it's hot when she glares at him but he'll die before he says that out loud. ]

... i think this is better for my mental, funny enough. having to stare down at alastor was kind of. [ full minute pause ]

scary.

/ that said i think he'd look cool as fuck doing it so throw the fight for him /j

/ while i did say this was largely a post act one portrayal and darby does get actual means for combat in doing so (telekinesis built off the Actual power i didn't touch on here yet) i think he would lose in like 99% of fights because he has zero instincts and the constitution of tissue paper

[ maybe he got lucky and ran. he's not built for a fight. ]

[ surveys are saying there's nothing left of him. ]

a statue of a man with a beard and ears Alt: old fantasy guy gets atomized

[ humoring the idea of alastor rushing him and turning him to a fine red mist now that she has her normal height. smiling into it in a kind of reserved way like that fuckass mage guy from the start of ff14 (gif related) ]