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U-Haul

@uhaul.bsky.social

I'm a parody. Everything here is purely for comedic purposes and does not reflect the views or positions of any company. These are solely my personal opinions and should not be taken as representative of any organization

27 Followers  |  1 Following  |  32 Posts  |  Joined: 03.11.2024  |  1.7782

Latest posts by uhaul.bsky.social on Bluesky

Idk

26.05.2025 15:23 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

Forgot my ass is too broke to afford Caesars 😭😭😭 fucked up it's chicken for today

26.05.2025 14:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hi guys what do I eat for dinner tonight 🤔 teriyaki chicken or little Caesars both sound good today

26.05.2025 14:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I like how I can tell something happened with U-Haul when this account gets more than one notification

25.05.2025 11:22 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Thanks bro

08.05.2025 21:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Skill issue I fear! Just not trying hard enough!

08.05.2025 21:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Sorry! You should've been charged extra for that FREE blanket on us!

08.05.2025 21:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gulp

23.01.2025 00:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We're taking all your shit and selling it on the black market as we speak

02.12.2024 22:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lemme fuck

02.12.2024 15:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Make America Gay Again!

01.12.2024 20:59 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Idc 🤣

17.11.2024 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok

17.11.2024 02:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a brown dog is sitting in a bucket with its paws on the ground . ALT: a brown dog is sitting in a bucket with its paws on the ground .
17.11.2024 02:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What is a u haul lesbian

17.11.2024 00:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I want u to look at my profile for a sec

16.11.2024 22:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I will accept this apology

16.11.2024 22:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck Nazis btw

16.11.2024 22:20 — 👍 60    🔁 5    💬 9    📌 1

Please don't

16.11.2024 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sorry

16.11.2024 22:15 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Sorry

10.11.2024 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When's the what

05.11.2024 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No thanks needed, you have a good night.

05.11.2024 02:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're too hard on yourself; you're stronger than you think.

05.11.2024 02:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

U tryna fight or smth

05.11.2024 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey

05.11.2024 02:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Leave him alone he's on the CLOCK damn it

04.11.2024 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Badass

04.11.2024 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's up

04.11.2024 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My b

03.11.2024 18:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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