We've renamed the DOD the Department of War. Our troops are Warfighters. No of course we're not "at war" you dumb lib
03.03.2026 03:29 β π 3569 π 668 π¬ 82 π 10@erikwbarnes.bsky.social
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We've renamed the DOD the Department of War. Our troops are Warfighters. No of course we're not "at war" you dumb lib
03.03.2026 03:29 β π 3569 π 668 π¬ 82 π 10Tired of having a Congress that's default setting is powerlessness.
03.03.2026 05:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@wooliewoolz.bsky.social got recommendations?
03.03.2026 05:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How is ANYONE still treating Trump like heβs a normal person much less politician. Why did he do it? Heβs a demented monster. This is settled law
02.03.2026 01:10 β π 1253 π 149 π¬ 0 π 0This is how you push back on Republican liars:
03.03.2026 02:40 β π 580 π 111 π¬ 12 π 1iβll just keep posting variations on elementary human decency, not that it matters
02.03.2026 22:46 β π 671 π 196 π¬ 12 π 4Give βem hell, King.
03.03.2026 02:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why is a war criminal genocidal leader in another country telling us this
03.03.2026 02:28 β π 2629 π 316 π¬ 45 π 4An SXSW speaker graphic featuring Cowlitz comedian Joey Clift!
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In America, the phrase "work-life balance" refers to how fast you can eat a burger while crying in your car
02.03.2026 18:55 β π 232 π 60 π¬ 5 π 2Thereβs a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.
02.03.2026 20:41 β π 2622 π 473 π¬ 58 π 24FCC infographic announcing the approval of the cox charter merger, with perks listed as "creates American jobs" and "no DEI discrimination"
the FCC rubber stamped yet another merger between two of our biggest cable companies and is clearly excited about the "more racism" part of the program
02.03.2026 20:39 β π 565 π 141 π¬ 14 π 6
βThey get billions to beat us up. We get layoffs and rent hikes.β
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*unless in Minnesota
02.03.2026 13:27 β π 1529 π 356 π¬ 30 π 0Palette Swap is a very good website & you can support it!!
02.03.2026 19:12 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0yes, nothing says "innovation reinvention" like a nepobaby trust fund brat with no meaningful experience being gifted a massive hollywood empire by his technofascist dad, who leveraged his corrupt influence over the country's pudding-headed autocrats to box out competitors (?)
02.03.2026 18:56 β π 2622 π 635 π¬ 165 π 98I remember when James Gandolfini tripped balls on Garfield & Friends.
02.03.2026 20:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We love to see it
02.03.2026 14:52 β π 508 π 75 π¬ 2 π 1Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character βMax Landis, Professional Screenwriterβ
here's my Max Landis joke from 2018
01.03.2026 06:42 β π 477 π 29 π¬ 12 π 3
fictional characters whom i believe would be in the files:
roger sterling
vic mackey
grass valley greg from that mr show sketch
shiv roy (but weirdly no other roys)
It's a man named Art Vandelay posing as his alter-ego George Costanza.
02.03.2026 04:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion
01.03.2026 14:42 β π 2646 π 419 π¬ 22 π 39i have become the de facto owner of my local coffee shop by spitting in every cup of coffee
02.03.2026 03:19 β π 277 π 25 π¬ 6 π 0Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN I hope you aren't drunk and took your staff's advice, Rashida and I don't know this man and feel confident he didn't care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self, Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace β’ 6h My heart goes out to Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib tonight. Sending them thoughts and prayers.
I personally would not say shit to Ilhan Omar when her blood sugar is almost certainly at an ebb
01.03.2026 16:32 β π 2636 π 267 π¬ 12 π 0Can old people please stop having their brains cooked by the internet
01.03.2026 15:14 β π 112 π 14 π¬ 3 π 1They don't *need* AI to make these decisions. But they *want* AI to make these decisions. Because the tech gives them plausible deniability--something to blame (other than themselves) when things go wrong.
01.03.2026 15:40 β π 2275 π 724 π¬ 69 π 41Me too!
01.03.2026 05:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
(1) Casey Means is a dreadful nominee and should not be confirmed.
(2) I don't have any desire to defend for-profit advertising of any kind.
(3) "Obesity is a national crisis" as a message both relies on and perpetuates bias against fat people.