𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐞!

That is a story for another day.

This has gotta be the second worst day of my life.

HE TOLD YOU I WAS GAY????!?!?

HOW???

{ He's confused and distraught. Maybe also in shock.. }

What is that supposed to mean?!

“ What did you just say to me. ”

No way he just bah'd.

I mean it explains so much — But I didn't know it was OBVIOUS LIKE THAT.

I AM?!

Am I gay

Mlem mlem. Nuzzles and chomps.

Chomp chomp. Om nom. The situationship is crazy.

The chompers ong. Gay ahh.

Chewing on him. Om nom nom.

Chomps. Om nom. Nibbles. Comedically loud purr.

NOOOOOO. Gasps in kibby. Chomps.

WE NEED THE GIRLIE. Purrs at him. Kibby chirps. Nibbles.

NOOOOOO. LIGHT CHOMPS. Om nom nom.

NO WE ARE NOT /EVIL. The jester in question. Turns into a blue car. Biscuits.

A SMILL FAN KID? WE ARE NOT GLOSSING OVER THAT. Biscuits. Making möff biscuits.

Back at the biscuit factory. Biscuits. He's got kids to feed.

Chirps at him. Starts biscuiting him. Grown ahh beasts. Being gay.

Absolutely starts petting the kibby möff. Chirp chirp.

I really don't like asking for help with financial stuff, but I refuse to go to gofundme for this.

I need to raise at least around $7,000 for my dog Oreo to get him cataract surgery. He can't see due to it, and I want to try to save his eyes instead of having them removed. I want him to see and it

Starts chirping at the car bug. Absolutely starts nuzzling.

Peeking at the bug loaf. Nuzzles have been accepted.

Absolutely hiding his face with his hands. He is flustered.

HE'S FAINTING. Sprawled out on the floor.

" Y -- yes you did... -- "

comedically swirly eyes. he is SWAYING from all of the smooches.

" Uh-- huh..- wuh.. "

“ Oh my gods — ”

Oh no. He's SQUEALING. He's getting JUMPED by SMOOCHES.

Eyes are SHUT. WIGGLING.