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πŸ§ΌπŸ’€πŸ”ž 30+ she/her/thing Don’t be nice to me I write stuff sometimes https://archiveofourown.org/users/Goblin_Pudding

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🧼 🧲 πŸ’€
the pull is impossible to resist

continuaton of bsky.app/profile/cxiii.bsky.social/post/3mfd3c4xofk22

#ghoap β€’ #potatoarts

08.03.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 526    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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Attraction
#Ghoap #GhostSoap #Sketch

07.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Hc that Ghost gets overwhelming cute aggression from Soap just doing regular shit

Pouting while working out equations for planting charges - ghost can’t handle it, grabs either side of his face and just *squishes* with a grunt

19.03.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I know that lube & prep as a trope is so old hat and we’re all tired of it but you have GOT to think about lube & prep as top enrichment. Stimmy time. They love that hole let them play with it. Stop writing it like a chore before the fun part and start writing it like the fun part

03.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 826    πŸ” 305    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 15

YES I know Ghost gets cute aggression SO HARD AROUND SOAP this is gospel to meeeeeee

05.03.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sketch from a Magma session tonight ✨ #ghostsoap #ghoap

05.03.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 448    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
Ghost opens his door after a knock
Ghost: "You never been without heating, Johnny? Why's your shirt thinner than my mom's stew?"
Soap: "Jumper's in the wash, Sir. Can't exactly do laundry with the pipes bein' fucked" 
Ghost: "Pipes broke this mornin', Johnny."
Soap: "And I was gonna do laundry in the mornin'"

Ghost opens his door after a knock Ghost: "You never been without heating, Johnny? Why's your shirt thinner than my mom's stew?" Soap: "Jumper's in the wash, Sir. Can't exactly do laundry with the pipes bein' fucked" Ghost: "Pipes broke this mornin', Johnny." Soap: "And I was gonna do laundry in the mornin'"

Ghost: "I'm not listening to you winge all night" "Put this on" *launches a sweater at Soap at top speeds*
Soap: "OI! Ye fuckin' bawbag" "Don't go 'round chuckin' bleedin' tents at me ye overgrown roaster"
Ghost: "You kiss your mother with that mouth, Sergeant?"
Soap: "My Ma taught me how to cruse, Sir"
Ghost: "Mh. Checks out"

Ghost: "I'm not listening to you winge all night" "Put this on" *launches a sweater at Soap at top speeds* Soap: "OI! Ye fuckin' bawbag" "Don't go 'round chuckin' bleedin' tents at me ye overgrown roaster" Ghost: "You kiss your mother with that mouth, Sergeant?" Soap: "My Ma taught me how to cruse, Sir" Ghost: "Mh. Checks out"

Soap: "Why're ye puttin beddin on the floor?"
Ghost: "Because my maternal unit raised a slightly more polite dickhead" "Now turn the light off and get in the bed, I'm knackered"
Soap: "Yea, yea, fine, no need to get cranky.."
Soap: "You really sleep with that thing?"
Ghost: "Did you take me for a liar?"
Soap: "Quite the opposite.."

Soap: "Why're ye puttin beddin on the floor?" Ghost: "Because my maternal unit raised a slightly more polite dickhead" "Now turn the light off and get in the bed, I'm knackered" Soap: "Yea, yea, fine, no need to get cranky.." Soap: "You really sleep with that thing?" Ghost: "Did you take me for a liar?" Soap: "Quite the opposite.."

Soap: "How are you not freezing, you're on the fucking floor"
Ghost: "Cold nights on hard floors aren't new for me, Johnny"
Soap: "Grew up in a crypt, did you? That how you get the name?"
Ghost: "Something' like that.."
Soap shivers
Ghost: "Can hear you shaking from here, Johnny"

Soap: "How are you not freezing, you're on the fucking floor" Ghost: "Cold nights on hard floors aren't new for me, Johnny" Soap: "Grew up in a crypt, did you? That how you get the name?" Ghost: "Something' like that.." Soap shivers Ghost: "Can hear you shaking from here, Johnny"

Pipedreams 😴 #ghostsoap

04.03.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 671    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 1
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πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ
#gomzart

03.03.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ§ΌπŸ’€πŸš¬

26.07.2023 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 765    πŸ” 186    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be doing a lot of cooking this week

There’s a particular chicken recipe I’m trying to get just right and a dessert that I’m actually allergic to but I’m gonna eat it anyway bc fruit doesn’t get to tell me what to do.

🍎🌹

03.03.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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here comes my dose of dopamine
πŸ§ΌπŸ’€πŸ’Š

#ghoap β€’ #potatoarts

27.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1069    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 0
Upper left. Price chugging the pot of tea, mug untouched, he’s a powerful man, his need for caffeine exceeds that of your local overnight lorry driver.
Upper right. Soap and Ghost in some tactical frills. It was the only option…
Bottom. Gary Roach Sanderson failed his call sign to be a bug and skitter his way into a vending machine full of creatures getting stuck. Only to be left a casualty by so called friends of goop who documents the occasion and soup to eulogy

Upper left. Price chugging the pot of tea, mug untouched, he’s a powerful man, his need for caffeine exceeds that of your local overnight lorry driver. Upper right. Soap and Ghost in some tactical frills. It was the only option… Bottom. Gary Roach Sanderson failed his call sign to be a bug and skitter his way into a vending machine full of creatures getting stuck. Only to be left a casualty by so called friends of goop who documents the occasion and soup to eulogy

Upper left. 141 on….. splash mountain but they’re hunting down an associate of shepherd and dude THOUGHT they wouldn’t look for him at a theme park.

Top right: Soap found a tattoo sleeve filled with stereotypical inks and is lovingly mocking his boyfriend in his tiny little shorts and muscle shirt

Bottom right: All the boys in 141 nap pile.

Upper left. 141 on….. splash mountain but they’re hunting down an associate of shepherd and dude THOUGHT they wouldn’t look for him at a theme park. Top right: Soap found a tattoo sleeve filled with stereotypical inks and is lovingly mocking his boyfriend in his tiny little shorts and muscle shirt Bottom right: All the boys in 141 nap pile.

Fun requests from a couple months ago from my loverly patrons but in colourr πŸ˜‹ #141shenanigans #boysbeinboys #ghoap #gaz #price #roach

22.02.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 599    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

if a state (e.g. kansas) is denying people human rights, don't glibly tell them to leave the state, or the country. it is incredibly difficult to leave everything you knew behind because some piece of shit politicians decided you aren't human. everyone deserves equal rights, and you're annoying btw

26.02.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 381    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 7
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A little treat for Ghost when he won’t see Soap for a while πŸ˜‹ sorry for the late delivery, life was hectic but I’m BACK πŸ’ͺ🏻

26.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 499    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Every single time you get me by surprise and every single time I bypass laughing all together and zoom straight to wheezing and flailing

Fucking Simon just lying on top of a cuddle puddle like a melting pat of butter πŸ’€

Absolutely amazing as always

27.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Still fighting for my life against this art block so this one ended up all over the place πŸ˜… but here’s some drider #ghoap courting for #codhybridweek26! 🩢

26.02.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 440    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 3

EHEHEHEHEHEHE

25.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#CODHybridWeek26 day 3 - ambush

a certain leopard seal lurks below, stalking an unsuspecting spectral bat 🫣

#JohnSoapMacTavish #yeenart

25.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 349    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beach episode #ghoap #ghostsoap

25.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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YEENY WHAAAAAAAAT

Hi id like to place an order for a GRAPHIC NOVEL I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT CROCODILE GAZ *OR* RAM PRICE

25.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Love love πŸ’‹πŸ’€
#Ghostsoap #Ghoap

19.11.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 414    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Finishing and posting a drawing on time is rare but not impossible for me, and when I accomplish such a thing it's proof of my responsible time-management capabilities, leading me to be on cloud 9 for the rest of the day.

Now is not one of those times. Happy belated Valentine's day.

#ghostsoap

16.02.2026 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 316    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so sorry I’m not normal but I actually screamed seeing this. Oh my GODDDDD YES!!!!! Same brain worm, same hc, Simon’s crooked smile my heart 😭 oh my NNYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHH YES YES YES THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME thank you for drawing this and sharing it AAAAAAAAA

21.02.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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just me swooning at my own πŸ§ΌπŸ’€headworms again

sometimes, if Ghost smiles wide enough, scars pull his lips random ways, and he immediately tries to stop smiling
but Soap loves it so much he can hardly* contain himself ❀️

*he can't πŸ’”

#ghoap β€’ #potatoarts

20.02.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 968    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 1
a screenshot fro the simpsons of a bus driver saying "don't make me tap the sign."

the text on the sign has been replaced with the following: "I do not welcome puritans, kink shamers, or 'anti shippers.'

I think you never bothered to unlearn the idea that some thoughts are β€œsinful” and believe that β€œsin” = harm. 

please get better soon and stay the hell away from me until then."

a screenshot fro the simpsons of a bus driver saying "don't make me tap the sign." the text on the sign has been replaced with the following: "I do not welcome puritans, kink shamers, or 'anti shippers.' I think you never bothered to unlearn the idea that some thoughts are β€œsinful” and believe that β€œsin” = harm. please get better soon and stay the hell away from me until then."

would you look at that it's tap the sign o'clock.

19.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 376    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmfao the fucking bite chunk out of the pillow I’m DYING

20.02.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘»πŸ§Ό

#ghoap

27.01.2026 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 628    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I am losing my shit Yeeny this is SUCH A GOOD FLAVOR KEEP TALKING FOREVER

18.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#GhostSoap #SoapGhost #yeenwrites (this is more just me rambling)

a while back i was havin thoughts about ghost as a haunted suit of armor, & that's still Very Good

but also consider: ghost as a suit of armor mimic-like creature that's carnivorous πŸ₯°

17.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

YEENY I AM INSANE OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

18.02.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0