Poo

I woke from a dream where smudge was betraying me, being friendlier with a VET than ME.

Sarah refused to go and tell smudge off for the betrayal.

Betrayed twice in one morning. Is this abuse!?!?

Sarah complained about us not going on enough walks, like the amazing boyfriend that I am, I took this on board and incorporated it into valentines day.

I present the Ryan teddy that will NEVER object to going on walks, her 'singing' or 'cooking'

millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance

Waiting for new book releases makes me want to die, specifically so I can haunt the authors until they finally relent and release more content.

I genuinely get deeply offended whenever I'm introduced to another person called "Ryan" . Like bitch, that's MY name. I honestly don't remember, ever being on good terms with any other "Ryan".

after all, why not, said bilbo. why shouldn't I order garlic cheese bread three days in a row instead of finding a healthy way to process my feelings?

I simply refuse to believe that THIS is the END of January. Clearly it's just gaslighting. I SWEAR it's been atleast 5 months by now...

Cute date idea; Naruto-running into area 51

£200 to take both the girls to the vets for vaccinations and a checkup, only to find they're in perfect health and smudge is a chonker #bunsky

@vampireghuleh.bsky.social it's smudge

People used to get paid for being a fool, I'm out here doing it for free. We used to be a great country.

Having to have a polite and serious conversation with the vets about getting the buns a checkup and then having to tell them their names; Smudge and Grumpy the devourer of hope, scourge of dreams and decimator of treats.

Smudge is mad at me and currently hiding because I dared to steal her poo (clean her hutch out)

Sarah did a snack shop and bought pretty much only the chocolate I don't like. Is this abuse?!?

For Christmas, I got my car a tank of premium petrol. Can't let it get used to such extravagance though...

You what?!? WE. DO. NOT. HAVE. ROOM.

Merry chrysler and in the immortal words of Korn 'kidnap the santy claws, beat him with a stick'

Do not chase your dreams. Follow them at a moderate sustained pace. Wait for them to tire and then strike. Humans are pursuit predators after all.

Be the bossman your local kebab shop man thinks you are.

@vampireghuleh.bsky.social 'cozy games, pokemon and wow' yet she hasn't played wow for over a month and hasn't played anything other than pokemon for about as long...

While the new 'Linkin park' isn't bad, it would actually be good, my brain simply cannot accept it as good without Chester.

I'm really confused how smudge has learnt that triggering the motion sensor of the security camera, causes me to come out and give her treats...

Good morning exclusively to the man struggling to walk out of aldi at 9.26am with 2 crates of Stella

You pulled this? YOU PULLED THIS?!?! This is god damn stolen valor.

Sarah is demanding a walk, I present her with the great outdoors, she complains that she doesn't know where she is, I point out she has maps, she complains even more... I will never understand women

Day 247 and smudge has still not forgiven me since the last time I picked her up. She shouldn't be so god damn fluffy if she didn't want to get picked up then 😔

Love painting the big tufts of white fur last

#art #painting

I'm trying to work out what breed this is? Some form of rex mix? The headshapes making me think rex