Jesse Rogala

A chicken spending its whole day vaping and scrolling TikTok call it Hen Z

SF is losing a generation of Black men to overdoses. It’s worse here than anywhere San Francisco is losing a generation of elder Black men to the deadly fentanyl overdose crisis. It's worse here than anywhere.

Stop what you are doing and read this devastatingly important article from David Sjostedt Noah Baustin and @allaboutgeorge.com

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Kawakami & Lombardi Talk 49ers San Francisco Standard sports columnists Tim Kawakami and David Lombardi discuss the Niners' 2024 season.

The Niners FINALLY showed up to play this past Sunday - join The Standard's sports reporters David Lombardi and Tim Kawakami RIGHT NOW to ask any questions you have about the game and the season:

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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

Social Media Has Little Sympathy for Murdered Health Insurance Exec Americans on social media showed virtually no sympathy for the apparently targeted killing of UnitedHealthcare's CEO by mystery gunman in New York.

The fact that a man got assassinated and the internet is roasting him because he was a healthcare CEO is wild and also very 2024 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

A road sign that says DO NOT LET MOOSE

YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.

morpheus from the matrix

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

Alien hunters invade the Bay With public interest in all things celestial at a high, hundreds of researchers and enthusiasts descended recently on the Bay Area, long a place where real science and fringe science comfortably coexi...

Hundreds of astrobiologists, space engineers, alien researchers, and UFO hunters descended on the Bay Area last month for two unrelated events.

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Wilson wanted to show you his holiday bandana and also hopes you have a great Thanksgiving

in canada we call today yankee thanky

“One clove of garlic” lol

Thanksgiving turkey covered in sprinkles

This is the Thanksgiving liberals want

My toxic trait is thinking I can finish all the sides before the turkey's done. Currently accepting thoughts and prayers

alright i stopped and collaborated what was that last part i wasn’t listening

Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!

This Thanksgiving, remember - leftovers are for quitters

Fitness SF buys Lombardi Sports, ending storefront's empty decade Fitness SF, a popular San Francisco gym chain, will open its ninth location after buying the long-vacant Lombardi Sports building on Polk Street.

Spirit Halloween punching the air rn

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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

This is your reminder to get a library card. They have so many services and basically all of them are free.

a man talking to a woman with the words i 'm afraid i 'll never see you again above him ALT: a man talking to a woman with the words i 'm afraid i 'll never see you again above him

Me to my bags before dropping them off with a wish and a prayer.

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Kawakami & Lombardi Talk 49ers San Francisco Standard sports columnists Tim Kawakami and David Lombardi discuss the Niners' 2024 season.

Come watch Bay Area sports legends David Lombardi and Tim Kawakami discuss all things Niners in ten minutes! Sign up to ask them questions too!

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The inside story of San Francisco’s rise as a global pinball mecca Free Gold Watch has been the center of a pinball community that has boomed in San Francisco over the last decade — but only after its owner changed the law.

SF once raided pinball joints like speakeasies. Now there's a 2yr waitlist to play in a print shop basement while crushing PBRs

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In these opening days of Bluesky, can we all just be true to ourselves and admit Seinfeld is not funny

2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary

2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.

Kawakami & Lombardi Talk 49ers San Francisco Standard sports columnists Tim Kawakami and David Lombardi discuss the Niners' 2024 season.

Recap the weekend’s game highlights next Tuesday with Tim and David. Sign up below to join our live chat! #bayareasports

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If you’re cringing at your early works in art and/or music, that’s a great thing. Congratulations, you’ve grown and evolved! 🩶

Tho I still love the awkward and clumsy stuff I’ve done in the early stages. 🥰 Fun memories of trying my best.

Unfriendly neighbor? Daniel Lurie shuns polarizing political operative Does it feel unusually chilly in the city? That’s because Mayor-elect Daniel Lurie is about to freeze out a controversial San Francisco political operative.

EXCLUSIVE: Mayor-elect Daniel Lurie’s administration is about to freeze out an influential operative leading one of the wealthiest political groups in San Francisco:

Jay Cheng of Neighbors for a Better San Francisco.

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Some guy was texting next to me recently with his phone at absolute full blinding brightness and when I pointedly asked him to stop he stared daggers at me for the rest of the movie. And kept texting.

Breed may lob a political grenade on her way out of City Hall Her rumored appointment to the Board of Supervisors may work against Lurie.

Conor Johnston for supervisor?!

As she rides off into the sunset, Mayor London Breed may leave behind an appointee who could play spoiler to Mayor-elect Daniel Lurie’s administration.
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love when it rains and all the self-driving cars have their emotional support human inside