Alex Bertram-Powell

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Toddler just took his stuffed Jessie Cat into his bedroom and we heard him say quietly "how are you feeling, Jessie Cat?"

"Have fun staying poor" vibes

Well I hope they feel equally smug when they realise it's their toys being taken away

idk what that's even supposed to mean - passions and interests are nothing, we're just meant to bet on the right horse and cash in?

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Searching all my posts that mention Toddler so I can amuse myself with the darndest things he say

Ah been there. More than once I think. Toddler life!

The US killing one and hundred fifty school children in a single attack on Iran has apparently been universally decided to be a non story by the Western press. Not front page news, not in the highlights, instantly memory holed. Profession and institutions worse than worthless.

A community.

A wolf.

A banana.

What does it say when that's the aesthetic. That the "working class voter" Labour is chasing, the median, the silent majority, is the kind of person who has a secret room in their house plastered with alarming WW2 memorabilia. Millions of them. We see this on every doorstep

What the fuck is up with Shabana Mahmood's "nazi officer inspecting the camps" photoshoot. I mean I know what's up with it

It's so cool how we always get called the worst thing. We're racist. We're jobshy scroungers. We're stupid loud and uneducated.

Idk man it's not working class people running an international pedo ring and shifting the overton window as far right as it can go for fun and profit maybes get on that

Bombing an elementary school during Ramadan should tell you all you need to know. The US and Israel see cruelty as a game to win, and we all lose.

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

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Kev's always right

Anyone talking about regime change, no matter how much they criticize this admin in the process, is a complicit child murderer. Lie to yourself all you want about 'wanting democracy in the ME'

85 schoolgirls. just one is a world, a future of infinite possibilities, a universe. that america has done this atrocity to 85 of them, that it will continue to do even worse... i don't even know what to say. i condemn this with every fiber of my being, but that doesn't feel like enough.

Both things apparently represent an opportunity to engage in vicious islamophobia so there you go

So we have a more severe reaction from the PM to a woman winning a by-election than we do to egregious and illegal war. I suppose we didn't need confirmation at this point

Beyond being racist, this shit is incredibly ghoulish at a time like this.

Read the fucking room for once.

Feel what you want to feel about the place but like regular people live in the UAE too.

Beyond influencers and expats, there are people who made their lives here.

Keep your fucking jokes to yourself.

By amazing balls I mean I hate you, I hate you, I hate you

Amazing balls to gloat about this shit when the solitary point in your favour is making a record 25 years ago. As if anyone needs you.

The first deaths announced from the US-Israeli strikes on Iran: dozens of school girls. They hit an elementary school in Hormozgan.

It always gets me how the two guys are alien replacement Tim Heidecker and Jon Hamm

DO NOT USE CHAT GPT.

I explained to Toddler that we both have central heterochromia and he just shut his eyes tightly and stayed silent

Suppose dems do win in 2028.

Every single other country on earth will go "why on earth would we make *any* kind of deal with you if 4 years from now some pedophile asshole can come in fuck it all up? It literally happened last time, dipshits."