Alex Bertram-Powell

Tiny phantom hand ruining my life

When people said parenting is hard I didn't think they meant that the kid constantly tries to feed you stuff. But it makes sense now that I'm here

Selfie where my son is trying to force feed me a cold vegan frikadelle. I look unhappy.

No thank you son I wish not to eat the cold vegan frikadelle

And we're back where it always ends up

Pascal's Ouija

Announcement: Toddler has separated out the word Bunny into Big Money

Dunderbeck key art: in a collapsing old-fashioned city scape, a butcher wearing green punches a unicorn over a vast chasm. Out of the chasm emerges a tentacle. Various monsters and characters charge towards the exchange. The title DUNDERBECK is visible at the top of the image.

Hello #Nextfest! With the new @dunderbeckgame.com demo live on Steam it is time at last to unveil the new key art by me!

I'm so proud to be able to finally share this image with you. Please go and check out the demo, wishlist, review!

store.steampowered.com/app/2477750

Guardian paywall

Thanks for stopping me from looking at this dogshit

Glad to hear you're sorted (you ARE sorted, right)

Happy birthday!

I can understand "the hate is strategic" but the thing is you can't actually commit strategic hate without being hateful. It's a fucking act of hate. Inseparable

@citizenhelene.bsky.social Happy Birthday!

When his tattoo came out people said it was the first time anyone on the left had ever heard of a Totenkopf. Ridiculous as that is I don't think you can pull off the same rhetoric in reference to Nazi influencers. Everyone knows what those are

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen.

Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

People are always _diagnosing_ The Problem With The Left and it's never the evidence basis for our beliefs. It basically always comes down to an obstinate refusal to cooperate with bullshit, when everyone knows that cooperating with bullshit is the singular unifying trait of all very smart people

All you're proving here is that people inside the media mistake their own indoctrinaton for erudition.

Media literacy is when you believe a publication isn't responsible for its content

Oh no Scott good luck and get better soon :(

I think I could summon a number of points as to the conceptual/format departure but it is easier to say I think the writing is bad... S1 *should* be more polarising though, it's got all manner of problems but it's just an almighty vibe. The kitchen may fail inspection but that is a meal

I'm a "the even numbered ones suck" hardliner. S3 is a different animal but the closest to having S1's juice.

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Toddler just took his stuffed Jessie Cat into his bedroom and we heard him say quietly "how are you feeling, Jessie Cat?"

"Have fun staying poor" vibes

Well I hope they feel equally smug when they realise it's their toys being taken away

idk what that's even supposed to mean - passions and interests are nothing, we're just meant to bet on the right horse and cash in?

Ratings for the game Dunderbeck on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being the lowest and 5 being the highest. Music received a 5. Mechanics received a 4. Characters received a 4.5. Story received a 4. Gross Factor received a 5.

#IndieGame Feature: Dunderbeck by @dunderbeckgame.com

It's about to get weird, wacky, and oddly delicious! Chew your way through harrowing levels and see if you have what it takes to truly make it out here in Porkopolis!

Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2477750/...

Number of Sausages: 👄👄👄👄👄👄

Searching all my posts that mention Toddler so I can amuse myself with the darndest things he say

Ah been there. More than once I think. Toddler life!

The US killing one and hundred fifty school children in a single attack on Iran has apparently been universally decided to be a non story by the Western press. Not front page news, not in the highlights, instantly memory holed. Profession and institutions worse than worthless.