Nyyaa

she HATES sailors !!

some of us are still recharging at the underground pass well 🙄

gigapassoids with their ibans staff (u). like we get it, ur parents could afford the 200000gp procedure 😭

some kind of gander i thnik

pass the whiskey 🤠💅

ur telling me this homo is sexual?

ngl they kinda cooked here

crying in her warm embrace isnt enough. i need her to KILL me

this fits nicely with my theory that Adam was the bottom and Eve was the top

get well soon! ❤️

a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants with his eyes closed . Alt: squidward scared gif

dysphoria when sheetz bathroom lighting walks in

Mozilla would be such a pretty name for a baby nonbinary 🥰💕

no cisgender person has ever gotten in to heaven

they their on my them till im theirs

smokin that shit that makes u google "do horses know"

99% of liberals quit calling him orange right before they defeat fascism

im sorry i posted ear-fucking fetish art in the family group chat. it will happen again

close enough. welcome back John Maynard Keynes

but then y they called COOKies, not BAKEies 😓

ngl you cooked

the liberal media (chuck e cheese corp.) is trying to silence me (they have no idea i even exist)

theyre actually soup but yall aint ready for that conversation...

:3

if enjoying cranberry sauce was illegal, well then appoint me to the presidential cabinet

must .. not... fuck the green bean casserole

this 57 year old relative still serves homophobia the old fashioned way

im in the thick of it. and by "it", well. lets justr say. everybody knows