BinTwo

Obviously enormously disappointed now.

Just caught up on the news.

I just thought you were cruising 😘

Coo-eee 👋

Great thread Jason 👏🏻

I know nothing. That is officially ‘up North’. An unimaginable journey for me. Or a short drive in the mind of an American.

Big News!
Launched for Valentines Day it’s FizzyBumBum#5 … the LOVE edition…

Screaming into my official ‘mid 50s’ stage today and as a special birthday treat I got myself a PSA test alongside a long queue of other terrified looking men of Padstow.

Get yourself booked in, lads.

cpha.mypsatests.org.uk

Well this one trick pony doesn’t have to think too hard on that count 😂

This is a most excellent plan.

🙏🥂

Tonight saw the impromptu soft launch of FizzyBumBum5 at BinTwo. Road tested on our good friend, Katie and her lovely friends at her birthday bash.

Warm words of feedback from 13 Mums let loose for a night suggest that it has passed the essential ‘not shit’ test 😃

FBB#5 - on general release soon.

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The collective addressed this by moving onto the next stage of male friendship building: assigning nicknames.

I have been dubbed ‘Chuck’ after the all time greatest male action hero.

I am not disputing their choice…

I shit you not, it started a wave of middle-aged male gym introductions. There’s a dozen blokes in here who’ve been chatting for years without knowing each others names.

A beautiful moment. 😂

Took a bold step today.

There’s a guy in my gym who I’ve been happily chatting to three times a week for two years.

Today told each other our names.

#growth

Sunset on the Camel estuary in Cornwall, UK.

No matter how many times I visit the North Cornwall coast I cannot stop taking pictures of the same area, different times of day and year.

In January you’ve got to find the sunshine where you can.

Coming soon.

#sunsoutbumsout

It’s a date!

I hope so! 😆

You’re right of course. Just poured a bit of our vermouth having not touched it for a few months (yes, I’ve learned patience!)

Agree 🙄

Yup. Particularly bad that one.

Ahhh Silver.
First of the losers 😉

#overlycompetitiveonetimeatete

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I see you, Round.

But here you miss my crisis of despair…

Tips on how you’re going to get it clear would be most welcome! Or are you going with a heavy louche?

(Spelling ? 🤷‍♂️)

Cup of tea! It’s about three minutes long.

Bloody youth of today. No patience 😉😘

By request of @davidroundmw.bsky.social (so blame him)

The update that literally nobody asked for!
Explosive news from our very own craft winery where I’m finally pulling his finger out to get FizzyBumBum #5 moving…

(Heavily edited from its full IG glory)

I was going to post my update video here but Bluesky only allows 60 seconds which isn’t long enough for the brilliance to shine through 😉

Like a double, concurrent house move, buddy. I don’t recommend it 😂