@itsthejustin.bsky.social
Doing the most with the least effort. My therapist is exhausted.
Morning
05.01.2025 17:18 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
My boys Christmas present
21.12.2024 03:13 — 👍 63 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
10.12.2024 02:49 — 👍 53 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Whoever snitched on Luigi Mangione while he was eating at McDonald’s, you’re the real villain here.
10.12.2024 01:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My favorite season of the year 🧊
07.12.2024 20:32 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Next week can someone make thick cheeks Thursday? #TCT
07.12.2024 00:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I'm just gonna get gas in the morning." Is one of the worst decisions you make as an adult.
04.12.2024 12:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Art.
01.12.2024 04:11 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Prince Charming on the streets, and a sex god in the sheets.
29.11.2024 19:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Is that your second plate?”
Me:
Something I'm grateful for...
My parents not having a Ring camera when I was in high school.
When he’s so fine you be just wanting to eat him.
27.11.2024 17:08 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I don’t stuff turkeys, but I’ve mastered stuffing my boy, so close enough.
26.11.2024 23:55 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me going back for seconds (or thirds) at Thanksgiving like…
26.11.2024 19:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That part.
26.11.2024 02:13 — 👍 53 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 4Nothing irritates me more than showing up to work and seeing the place still standing.
25.11.2024 14:53 — 👍 43 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0I'm kinda like the total package that got fucked up through shipping and handling
24.11.2024 14:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m exactly where I want to be: home and away from everyone.
23.11.2024 18:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👏
22.11.2024 23:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I be eatin my boys ass and then sip on a crown bottle with the crew like it’s just another Friday night.
22.11.2024 23:23 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For Thanksgiving, everybody gotta bring what they shaped like.
Me: 🥔
I want to go out, but I also kind of want to stay in my room forever.
22.11.2024 00:08 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I enjoy having a job; it’s the going-to-work part that’s the problem.
21.11.2024 20:23 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cold-blooded but a cuddle addict.
21.11.2024 03:43 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One thing about me.. if I don’t feel like talking, that phone’s not getting answered.
20.11.2024 22:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why can’t 8 hours of sleep last as long as 8 hours at work?
20.11.2024 15:11 — 👍 29 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
New shirt for him😊
20.11.2024 03:31 — 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0My circle is so small, I don’t even need caller ID—I already know who it is.
19.11.2024 23:43 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ima go buy one now
19.11.2024 17:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How delusional am I? Every day I dream of winning the lottery… knowing full well I don’t even buy tickets.
19.11.2024 16:33 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
