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@thevclaw.bsky.social

I'm a 35 year old freelance writer who's written millions of words worth of fanfiction (inuding the 'Brushed Away' series) since 2013. I'm a shameless gay bear (and boar) who wears my heart on my sleeve, and a My Little Pony tattoo on my chest.

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Well, that doesn't sound "Mmm-Mmm Good" at all...

25.11.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He's staring at him like he wants to shoot through his hoops, and then play basketball with him afterward.

24.11.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

These would've ripped so hard back in 2008.

24.11.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A movie that takes place where you're from.

24.11.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Excuse me, he specifically asked for NO pickles on his burger!"

24.11.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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At least it wasn't a Carolina Reaper 🀣

23.11.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ghost is great as well, though I've recently gotten into Celsius. Way better "Sparkling Water" than whatever crap La Croix is pushing out, and more caffeine than Ghost!

22.11.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They're really good at making their flavors taste like the actual candies. The Skittles flavor was divine~

22.11.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I'm imagining Mountain Lions with predominantly Midwestern accents 🀣

22.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, that broke MY No Nut November

22.11.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Without downloading any new pics describe your gender

20.11.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Trump tried to stuff the paper in his mouth and eat it instead of signing.

19.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been making a boar-themed battlevest for a few years, and this patch would be PERFECT to add!

19.11.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Get Ready for Better a Pig Than a Fascist Patches From TabbieWolf - Get Ready for Better a Pig Than a Fascist Patches

BETTER A PIG THAN A FASCIST PATCHES! Funding will hopefully start on Black Friday (I have to get a certain number of people interested to get my project reviewed; if it doesn't work I'll just use a different platform).

www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...

18.11.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I would devour an entire box of those while high as hell

18.11.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.

17.11.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2168    πŸ” 1431    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 17
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Damn, this has been my kind of style since a couple years ago~

16.11.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amish markets are amazing! I got this FIVE POUND bag of frozen chicken tenders for less than $11

15.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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homer simpson is standing in front of a sign that says " do not touch willie " ALT: homer simpson is standing in front of a sign that says " do not touch willie "

Fortnite staff were just following the rules:

14.11.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Putin and Trump at the Alaska meet (2025)

Putin and Trump at the Alaska meet (2025)

"Haha! I just told him the photograph is inside of my pocket!"

14.11.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know somewhere out there, some gooner with an AO3 account and gigabytes worth of Clinton/Trump yaoi fanfiction is having the best day imaginable RN

14.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe not politics, but a few relatives are probably practicing their "I told you so" speeches.

14.11.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Hey, how about we crush some of the leftover cookies in the cream? That way we can make less stuffing without anyone noticing!"

13.11.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The entire American experiment is based primarily on the mindless pursuit of wealth resulting in a culture of artifice where unremarkable people who were born or lucked into extreme privilege are treated like kings by armies of sycophants all rushing to the same trough?

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When I was coming to terms with my sexuality as a closeted teen back in high school, the lyrics of 'Iris' really helped me out emotionally. I get that it could be "overplayed" by some, but I carry a personal attachment to it that'll likely always remain.

11.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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gn

09.11.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4416    πŸ” 1846    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 12

I'm watching the new Frankenstein on Netflix right now, and Victor's narration sounds like Stewie Griffin.

08.11.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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