Albert Burneko

As Best We Can Tell, Kristi Noem Is Now A Green Lantern Or Some Shit | Defector President Donald Trump did not fire multiply radioactive Department of Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem on Thursday, a day after members of Congress grilled her over agents of her department mu...

congratulations on the new hire at Professor X's School of the Justice League of the Americas or whatever defector.com/as-best-we-c...

PEPFAR, the program to stop hundreds of thousands of children and adults from dying of HIV/AIDS, was $6.5 billion a year.

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

fidel castro saying “"Anyone who watches anime should be executed publicly. Miss me with that weeb shit."

dang, didn’t know he said this

why is TO all huge like that. i am ready to go [huge voice booms across the sky] TO the war. not FROM the war! nor UNTIL it! i am not here to discuss my readiness to go WITH the war! i am only ready to go TO it. which part of this is unclear AT you

that this administration has been responsible for the deaths of people named Pretti, Good, and Amor seems downright allegorical.

calling timeout like in a Nerf fight so everybody can gather up their darts

sorry we fired all the missiles. no, there won't be more missiles for a while. the missiles take a long time to make. in fairness you weren't supposed to use them all at once

it’s cool, at least this war will accomplish nothing and make the world worse for everyone

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

Capitalists Implicitly Expect Us to Save Them From Themselves The unspoken contradiction of optimistic forecasts.

"The class of people telling us that government will step in to prevent the worst economic outcomes of our era is the same class of people who are working to prevent the government from doing so!" — @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social

Morally indefensible and unacceptable.

Abolish ICE has a +11 approval — which means it is *32 points* more popular than Donald Trump

Ask yourself: does corporate media portray that accurately?

Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why?

If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment.

Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

We live in a world in which its entirely possible that Iran negotiations failed because people involved bet the under.

The weird third generation offshoot of a noble family tells increasingly food insecure workers what they should be eating. I think I’ve seen this movie before. Remind me what happens next.

Bari Weiss has fired the Animaniacs due to a lack of political balance

Democrats in four states seek to bar ICE employees from future civil service jobs Bills aim to make ICE employees ineligible for jobs in law enforcement, public education and state civil service

this is the way

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I’m going to piss on the grave of anyone in my life that voted for this

The level of rage I have towards the New York Times that enabled this while blaming us for it is indescribable.

"wow this type of stuff is sick and invasive and makes it basically impossible for women to exist as public figures, better signal-boost it voluntarily on a completely different social network"

i sure wouldn't mind not having to see any more screenshots of pervy chuds on a whole other website tweeting about Alysa Liu's cervix

If you shout “fuck-ass bitch” while Trump is speaking you’ll receive $1 billion in donations tomorrow and immediately become the 2028 frontrunner. It’s crucial you do not do this.

attention

it's going to be a major political project for the rest of our lives to remind the goldfish brained american electorate every 2 years what the conservative definition of "criminal" actually is