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Screenshot from The Onion, originally published October 9, 2002. Headline: Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches for Grandkids Below it, a photo of a plate with multiple deconstructed sandwiches balanced precariously, vaguely resembling a Frank Gehry building.

Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...

i would be floored, and like sincerely incredibly fucking bummed out, to find out that an actual human being writes like this

wow this is so thick with AI-voice that it's actually kind of sickening to read

"more children should die" is a cornerstone tenet of American conservatism

god yes

focusing on the second strike and its legality or illegality begs the question of the first strike being legal

Pantone's 2026 Color Of The Year Is 'Not'

Pretty insulting to have her peers insist to us that she's a great writer. She's not even a mediocre writer, she's exceptionally bad. Have some self-respect for god's sake

Liver cancer prevention in children. That is what RFK Jr trying to "scale back on" today.

He is a monster.

Hakeem Jeffries tweet: President Trump could be striking Venezuelan boats with missiles made by an American small business but he chooses not to
Bill Kristol tweet: The Romanov children would have grown up to be Nazi collaborators

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Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal

Feels like "missing" is inaccurate. This child was kidnapped by the secret police and is now either a political prisoner or a trafficking victim.

(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.

Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”

Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”

Correct!

"Obviously this episode raises a lot of questions [none of which I, a professional journalist, investigated or reported out in the 16 months since I learned of it]:"

i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life

one of the problems I have with Democrats (and other critics) labeling these "war crimes" is that it accepts the underlying claim that the people being murdered are enemy combatants. They're not! it's just murder!

the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them

That phrase means absolutely nothing and it was coined by a fucking parasite so of course Jeffries is salivating

You, a dangerous radical: We have to change the system so cartoon villains can't wreck the country again

Me, a wise pragmatist: What if we simply rebranded the system? Welcome to America Premium+

Who the fuck is “we” and where the fuck did they get that stupid-ass expectation

William Faulkner adapting Ernest Hemingway for TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT is a pretty fun one

Chihiro from SPIRITED AWAY is the most millennial-coded character in fiction:

- forced to beg in order to get worst job in the entire universe
- incompetent at work due to being coddled by pig boomer parents
- immediately starts dating her manager
- quits after two days to move back home

i am not offering some idealized view of the animal kingdom, which is brutal and harsh and cruel. i'm just saying intra-species wars are pretty rare even among complex non-human animals, because it's a lousy survival strategy compared to, for example, having lots of sex with each other

sure but there's a reason why there's a lengthy wikipedia article about a fight between a couple dozen chimpanzees in the 1970s. it's because a fight between a couple dozen chimpanzees is extraordinary! a fight between a couple dozen humans is just "the parking lot at any Dodgers game"

eh, lots of stuff marks us out. my only point here is that for the most part, animals avoid killing members of their own species, because it's a bad survival strategy for the species, so it makes sense that humanity didn't get into it much during the time when it was most like other animals

sure but like, mostly apes do not have wars with each other

everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas