Yulebert Reindeerko

the sad thing is, between twitter imploding and digital media collapsing, the records of the world laughing at the nets are probably spotty at best

like yes, from a certain perspective "hahaha that is the funniest thing i've ever seen" might seem laudatory, but it is not actually praise for a basketball trade

hm. that is not at all how i recall the reaction to this trade in 2013

i will probably keep saying some variation of this because its inevitably going to happen but dems campaigning on “reform ice” need to be met with the same reaction as a someone asking if they can kick your child in the head

Washington Post reporter Dan Diamond on Twitter: Trump has proactively trashed media, saying he’ll get “horrible” reviews. But he’s been loose and funny. And his delivery is far tighter and on-script than usual speeches. Crowd here — packed with MAGA fans — has reliably laughed at his jokes. “I love you!” one woman yells. --- Sign of the vibe shift? 2016: Rock band CHEAP TRICK mocked idea of performing at RNC that was nominating Trump Tonight: same band is covering “Rock and Roll All Nite” to honor KISS in big finale at Trump’s Kennedy Center Honors

Washington Post reporter Dan Diamond on Bluesky: Trump has proactively trashed news media — saying he knows he’ll get “horrible” reviews. He also keeps insulting audience and even some performers But crowd here — sprinkled with GOP politicians, MAGA supporters — has reliably cheered and laughed at all his jokes. “I love you!” one woman yells.

washington post reporter code-switching on twitter and bluesky like a key & peele sketch

Screenshot from The Onion, originally published October 9, 2002. Headline: Frank Gehry No Longer Allowed To Make Sandwiches for Grandkids Below it, a photo of a plate with multiple deconstructed sandwiches balanced precariously, vaguely resembling a Frank Gehry building.

Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...

i would be floored, and like sincerely incredibly fucking bummed out, to find out that an actual human being writes like this

wow this is so thick with AI-voice that it's actually kind of sickening to read

"more children should die" is a cornerstone tenet of American conservatism

god yes

focusing on the second strike and its legality or illegality begs the question of the first strike being legal

Pantone's 2026 Color Of The Year Is 'Not'

Pretty insulting to have her peers insist to us that she's a great writer. She's not even a mediocre writer, she's exceptionally bad. Have some self-respect for god's sake

Liver cancer prevention in children. That is what RFK Jr trying to "scale back on" today.

He is a monster.

Hakeem Jeffries tweet: President Trump could be striking Venezuelan boats with missiles made by an American small business but he chooses not to
Bill Kristol tweet: The Romanov children would have grown up to be Nazi collaborators

Two screenshots designed in the style of Spotify Wrapped but they're presented as being a (nonexistent) Bluesky Wrapped Screenshot 1: You spent 738 posts on the following topics: 1. Dunking on the New York Times op-ed section 2. Talking about drama at New York Magazine 3. Weighing in on the New York City mayoral election Screenshot 2: Based on this, your most likely place to be located would be: New York, NY Instead, swipe to see where, based on geotagging, you actually live

Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal

Feels like "missing" is inaccurate. This child was kidnapped by the secret police and is now either a political prisoner or a trafficking victim.

(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.

Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”

Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”

Correct!

"Obviously this episode raises a lot of questions [none of which I, a professional journalist, investigated or reported out in the 16 months since I learned of it]:"

i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life

one of the problems I have with Democrats (and other critics) labeling these "war crimes" is that it accepts the underlying claim that the people being murdered are enemy combatants. They're not! it's just murder!

the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them

That phrase means absolutely nothing and it was coined by a fucking parasite so of course Jeffries is salivating

You, a dangerous radical: We have to change the system so cartoon villains can't wreck the country again

Me, a wise pragmatist: What if we simply rebranded the system? Welcome to America Premium+

Who the fuck is “we” and where the fuck did they get that stupid-ass expectation

William Faulkner adapting Ernest Hemingway for TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT is a pretty fun one

Chihiro from SPIRITED AWAY is the most millennial-coded character in fiction:

- forced to beg in order to get worst job in the entire universe
- incompetent at work due to being coddled by pig boomer parents
- immediately starts dating her manager
- quits after two days to move back home