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Headpats for the soul • Neurodivergent shitpost printer • Sarcastic fact dispenser • Cosmic fruitshake • Maybe a little bit obsessed with video games • Secretly an art nerd • Definitely normal • EN/GER • she/her • 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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Latest posts by fochti.bsky.social on Bluesky

danke! :D

24.04.2025 19:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

probably because it won some Word of the Year awards, lol

24.04.2025 09:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s not catastrophizing if you do it during a catastrophe!

22.04.2025 00:30 — 👍 67    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

have you heard the term 'enshittification' by cory doctorow? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enshitt...

24.04.2025 08:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this reminds me of how (what felt like) half of all autism advocacy on twitter was about ABA and i kept thinking "pretty sure that's literally illegal in most countries"

24.04.2025 08:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally)

Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

linkedin post screenshot: Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally) Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

23.04.2025 06:35 — 👍 45644    🔁 11605    💬 708    📌 972

🌱🌱 ๑ï ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎ

24.04.2025 00:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

words cannot express how much i appreciate you. but numbers can, 4/10

24.04.2025 00:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

love cannot be 'worthless' since the value of love cannot be measured in coins, it doesn't make sense

24.04.2025 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

ily² ♡

24.04.2025 00:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

god i'm so tired why can't i just go to bed instead i post rubbish like this can you believe it

24.04.2025 00:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@grok_ai is this true? @elonmusk ⬆️⬆️⬆️ #citboin #emmacoin #emmaloin #what 🤣🤣

24.04.2025 00:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

the current one is pikat (i don't want to unnecessarily tag her but you'll find her bluesky and other socials easily)

23.04.2025 23:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

who's mel

23.04.2025 23:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i said "day" three times in a single post, that's how you can tell i'm super tired

23.04.2025 23:23 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yipee! time to have a new favourite person of the day, to hyperfixate on and watch all of their content on all of their social media platforms for half a day like some sort of stalker. and then forget this person exists in a day or two

23.04.2025 23:21 — 👍 27    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0
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stuck

05.01.2025 19:28 — 👍 4114    🔁 492    💬 42    📌 8
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Sekka 🦊

15.03.2025 23:49 — 👍 2152    🔁 439    💬 13    📌 0
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Big Pants Street Witch

13.02.2025 23:34 — 👍 3791    🔁 877    💬 23    📌 4
bro is shrimpmaxxing

bro is shrimpmaxxing

was writing at a cafe but this guys drawing posture inspired me so much i dropped everything to draw him

16.04.2025 10:48 — 👍 3091    🔁 328    💬 39    📌 6

i'm so gay for her

23.04.2025 21:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's 2025, the devils have gone vegan. hell is now full of plant-based flesh walls

22.04.2025 23:20 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

it me 💀

23.04.2025 20:41 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

will we one day explain to our puppygirl friends what an "attachment disorder" is or will we keep them in the dark and pet them instead

20.04.2025 19:26 — 👍 49    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0

I'm gonna need video games from my childhood to stop having 20th anniversaries before I shrivel up into a dusty raisin

23.04.2025 00:02 — 👍 474    🔁 23    💬 15    📌 4

but fr it's the whole "but muh bloodline" shit

boomers can't cope with mortality at all & the thought of not living on through your jizz makes them go insane

10.04.2025 00:51 — 👍 64    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0

ich lieb's wie das meiste dystopischer doom & gloom ist aber dann "yay malzbier" hahaha

23.04.2025 12:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol

was steht noch auf deiner bingokarte

23.04.2025 12:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

if ai artists had started to learn how to draw years ago, when the midjourney & co hype exploded, and put their time and effort into proper art practice instead of arguing 24-7 on twitter that "prompt engineering" takes sooo much skill, they'd probably be fairly competent artists by now

23.04.2025 12:37 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

watch dozens of uber-human speedrunners clear the game on hard mode day one on twitch :D

23.04.2025 10:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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