Ariganara

She's shoving a random capsule into his hand.

When he opens it, he gets... a bear!

"Bet...
What kind do you want? Farm animals? Sea creatures? Forest critters?"

"Psst, hey, hey... Come here-"

Wearing suspiciously large trench coat, approaches, opens it up.

"... Want a jubjub?"

- Pumpkin spice caramels
- Pumpkin taffy
- Freeze dried candy corn for some textural variety
- Candy pumpkins
- Pumpkin spice cotton candy
- And finally... Some cake pops

He's not around for her to pull tricks on, but hopefully he enjoys the treats.
With that delivery, she walks off.

Even if she hasn't seen him in months, she's handing Siobhan two gift baskets.
One for Siobhan because it'd be rude to ask her to deliver something and not give her anything as well, and one for @xiiimorscerta.bsky.social that has:
- Pumpkin bread
- A bat plush
- Lots of lollipops
- Candy corn

She hates sweets, but she's been making pumpkin spice pancakes on the daily now...
And of course, she's giving them out to neighbors and various people.

She's shoving a plate full of pumpkin spice pancakes into @xiiimorscerta.bsky.social 's hands.

"I wanted to make a nice breakfast for once, but I hate sweets, so these are useless to me. You'd be better off having them."

//Glad to know me sending the banana thing wasn't a breaking point

//I'm still going to annoy you on my HSR accounts, you won't escape /lh

"... Maybe...?"
She's looking up at him, observing his features with furrowed brows.

"... It feels like your face is missing something too... Don't know what, though."

"... I don't know. I don't know why the name Colt came to mind for you."

"... Why do I feel the need to blame Col-
... Boothill...
Why the fuck did I almost say Colt-?"

"... What the fuck am I hearing-"

-- party asked there'd be some actual answer... I don't know whether or not he actually cares for my existence, or he just sees me as an easy source of entertainment."

"Yeah, yeah... But... Since you said I could ask a favor..."
She's trailing off to think of how exactly to word it.

"... Could you get the other Gallagher's honest opinion on me-? It feels like when I ask, I never get a direct answer and end up more frustrated than before. Maybe if a third --

Trying her hardest not to laugh -
Her face hurts, and her mouth is twitching from trying to keep a straight face to no avail.

@mythussfable.bsky.social

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⠀ ⠀⠀ 𒆜.⠀ You into piss?

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He'll be back, no worries.

"... Let me see if they have any actual ideas because... well... what the fuck-"

The idea is definitely a dreadful one, to say the least, still looking appalled by the message.

"If I was going to torture you, asking you to be tortured would defeat the whole purpose anyway."

... bro.

I'm letting Sunday know you're into NTR.

urethra seed is-"

"... Let me get some ideas-"

She's texting someone, getting a response... and the response even leaves her mouthing "what the fuck".

She's putting her phone away.

"... Yeah... No... I'm not doing that idea. I'm fucked up but I have some moral code... also I don't even know what the fuck a --

... There's a piss map???

I'm surprised you aren't into that honestly.

"Who says I'm thinking about babies...? And how is it worse than you are?! You called me a hag on my /birthday/ and just wanted to make fun of me for being single. And just... ugh; you're a pain in the ass, you know that?"

"Oh come on, she'll be fiiiine! You telling me you guys don't want a game you two can bond over?"

"So... What about escape from Skibidi Toilet? Should I get that for you and Quinn?"

"Basically a guy who battles against the skibidi toilets!"

... It's more unsettling than any potential morbid thoughts he has, honestly.

But... so he feels less shame about said thoughts...

She's straight up grabbing one of his hands, licking it, then biting it.

Now she's had a "taste" of him, there's no need for shame regarding those thoughts, right?

@staghuntgambler.bsky.social "So do you still not want Skibidi Toilet Hero?"