Ariganara

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bsky.app/profile/did:...

why wasn't i good enough?
guess i just don't mean much
is it too late to quit this game?

Now playing:

Sewer Cock by Prolaps

Neighbors are vacuuming with their obnoxiously loud vacuum beneath her.

She's now dissasocating while listening to "I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS" and eating leftovers.

Valentine's Day... horrible.
She doesn't even like sweets, so even the appeal of getting of getting discounted candy the day after is null.

She waited 3 DAYS and gave them space.

But then they started invading HER space and climbing into her bed though there was no food there.

Enough was enough.

It's been a few days and the ants still haven't successfully moved the stuff yet.

They lost their privileges. Time to vacuum them.

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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⋅. ⊹⠀ her eyes are as green as pickles. her freckles are spread across her face like a perfect sesame seed bun. her cheeks as rosy as tomato. her beautiful mayonnaise hair… ketchup tinted lips… her cheesy smile… and her patties… 😍 she’s my burger

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She accidentally spilled something in a narrow crook the other night and was too exhausted to pull out a vacuum cleaner to clean it up.

She's now been watching the ants gradually move the spilled food these past couple days.

Portrayal of the original King Solomon from Fate Grand Order. pinned by chupa. all art used is official.

“ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ
ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ.”

#FateRP ／ #FGORP ／ #MythRP ／ #MVRP

She's shoving a random capsule into his hand.

When he opens it, he gets... a bear!

"Bet...
What kind do you want? Farm animals? Sea creatures? Forest critters?"

"Psst, hey, hey... Come here-"

Wearing suspiciously large trench coat, approaches, opens it up.

"... Want a jubjub?"

- Pumpkin spice caramels
- Pumpkin taffy
- Freeze dried candy corn for some textural variety
- Candy pumpkins
- Pumpkin spice cotton candy
- And finally... Some cake pops

He's not around for her to pull tricks on, but hopefully he enjoys the treats.
With that delivery, she walks off.

Even if she hasn't seen him in months, she's handing Siobhan two gift baskets.
One for Siobhan because it'd be rude to ask her to deliver something and not give her anything as well, and one for @xiiimorscerta.bsky.social that has:
- Pumpkin bread
- A bat plush
- Lots of lollipops
- Candy corn

She hates sweets, but she's been making pumpkin spice pancakes on the daily now...
And of course, she's giving them out to neighbors and various people.

She's shoving a plate full of pumpkin spice pancakes into @xiiimorscerta.bsky.social 's hands.

"I wanted to make a nice breakfast for once, but I hate sweets, so these are useless to me. You'd be better off having them."

//Glad to know me sending the banana thing wasn't a breaking point

//I'm still going to annoy you on my HSR accounts, you won't escape /lh

"... Maybe...?"
She's looking up at him, observing his features with furrowed brows.

"... It feels like your face is missing something too... Don't know what, though."

"... I don't know. I don't know why the name Colt came to mind for you."

"... Why do I feel the need to blame Col-
... Boothill...
Why the fuck did I almost say Colt-?"

"... What the fuck am I hearing-"

-- party asked there'd be some actual answer... I don't know whether or not he actually cares for my existence, or he just sees me as an easy source of entertainment."

"Yeah, yeah... But... Since you said I could ask a favor..."
She's trailing off to think of how exactly to word it.

"... Could you get the other Gallagher's honest opinion on me-? It feels like when I ask, I never get a direct answer and end up more frustrated than before. Maybe if a third --

Trying her hardest not to laugh -
Her face hurts, and her mouth is twitching from trying to keep a straight face to no avail.

@mythussfable.bsky.social

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⠀ ⠀⠀ 𒆜.⠀ You into piss?

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He'll be back, no worries.

"... Let me see if they have any actual ideas because... well... what the fuck-"

The idea is definitely a dreadful one, to say the least, still looking appalled by the message.

"If I was going to torture you, asking you to be tortured would defeat the whole purpose anyway."