David🌞

Anyone want to fill me with holly and jolly this holiday season? I promise I can take both🤭🎄

Ugh woke up hard and horny

I’m a big fan of the stach!👏🏼🙂‍↕️

Happy humpday gays on my phone! 🍑

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Happy Spanksgiving to you and yours 🥰

I’ve been a good turkey sir! Please don’t gobble me up!😩

found this photo of my great grandmother 😍

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Good morning and Happy Thanksgiving!🦃

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This whole Leavitt family thing would be more wild to me if my aunt hadn’t already called ice on my uncle (her sister’s husband) and got him deported like 3 years ago because the sisters were beefing over something small…

I’m said gay

Beach Bum

Steam Room

top of the morning

huge slut for a hot toddy.

Not Bert & Ernie trynna get Jonathan into a throuple

Jesus these workouts have turned me into a horny goblin, I need to chill😅

Penciling that in now!

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Treat myself to lunch✅
Watch Wicked for Good (again)✅
Get a library card ✅
What else can I do today?😋

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I’m sure I sound crazy but a watermelon lemonade Celsius sounds heavenly at the moment😇

Glinda and Elphaba, before the catfight on the Yellow Brick Road

Now you just wait a clock-tick. Let’s get it together before you want to read. I don’t have a sugar daddy, l’ve never had a sugar daddy, if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably could go out and get one because I am what? Wicked. You could never have a sugar daddy because
🎶 You’re not that girl 🎶

Selina Meyer in veep laughing nervously and asking what the fuck?

are we just supposed to celebrate thanksgiving as if our society isn’t crumbling

Good morning! Kicking off my week off by going to watch wicked again later!😩💚💖

Good! Gym now, bloomin onion later and hopefully finishing my book today! You?

Fiyero after singing As Long As You’re Mine

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Good morning! I hope you all enjoyed the view last night, those drinks were a good time!🤪

Poof gone!🤭