The whole reason I made a children's record is so that I would get text messages like this from parents.
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The whole reason I made a children's record is so that I would get text messages like this from parents.
09.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 40 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Send me your address I'll send you one and you can pay me later.
08.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Less than half are still available. Vinyl only, no digital release. Written, recorded, and designed by a human.
Rabbit, croak, ribbit.
A good watch for weirdos!
04.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Years ago when I first watched this, I ended up writing to Jimmy Lydon and he sent me back an autograph!
29.01.2026 08:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah!
24.01.2026 22:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oops, forward-facing camera.
21.01.2026 05:34 — 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Always been garbage.
11.01.2026 09:46 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It is always an honor to see my artwork hanging in someone's bathroom.
05.01.2026 23:59 — 👍 46 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My nephew was there. He said LOTS of tears.
04.01.2026 14:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
May you be visited by 3 ghost busters
25.12.2025 09:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeahhhh!
21.12.2025 00:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hahah, was it when I edited an episode?
18.12.2025 04:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I hope cigarettes are involved.
17.12.2025 22:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I miss all of you!
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Available now, my first vinyl record release in over 30 years!
Spooky poems and silly scary songs! Limited edition 7" green vinyl, 500 copies signed and numbered!
Not available digitally! No AI! Perfect for weirdos of all ages!
johneltenney.myshopify.com/products/a-v...
Come on and watch the nonsense!
14.12.2025 07:44 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0You know better than to come here now.
13.12.2025 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0A flu virus called Indrid Cold.
12.12.2025 15:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The holiday season always makes me think about the people I dated during past holidays because I know I'm in the background of many family photos and all these years later I imagine someone must be asking "Who is that guy and why was he here?"
12.12.2025 06:21 — 👍 44 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1I hope the VFA make a sequel... ALF 5 2
08.12.2025 21:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Unfortunately, many of them would be fine with it, which is why we should always strive to be better than they might have been.
30.11.2025 09:48 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Your grandparents and ancestors reveal themselves through my late night cigarettes.
30.11.2025 09:23 — 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0What an intensely fucked up world we live in where we know the names of the worst human beings while many of the best vanish into anonymity.
22.11.2025 05:51 — 👍 67 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0
We will be on the front page of twitch for a spooky holiday special with none other than paranormal personality @johneltenney.bsky.social !! We'll be making some haunted gingerDEAD houses and sharing spooky holiday ghost stories and eerie winter folklore! Dec 14, 12-1PM PT.
twitch.tv/spectralsybil
Went to a comic book convention this weekend and, as per usual the last 10 years, the thing that I saw the least amount of was comic books.
16.11.2025 21:34 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's almost Turkey Ghost time. Test pressings are here!
10.11.2025 21:53 — 👍 36 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0In my professional opinion that is an extraterrestrial ghost and interdimensional gnomes
09.11.2025 07:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is this a sports?
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