Salame
Dead battery? Eat a potato.
The whole reason I made a children's record is so that I would get text messages like this from parents.
Send me your address I'll send you one and you can pay me later.
Less than half are still available. Vinyl only, no digital release. Written, recorded, and designed by a human.
Rabbit, croak, ribbit.
A good watch for weirdos!
Years ago when I first watched this, I ended up writing to Jimmy Lydon and he sent me back an autograph!
Yeah!
Oops, forward-facing camera.
Always been garbage.
It is always an honor to see my artwork hanging in someone's bathroom.
My nephew was there. He said LOTS of tears.
May you be visited by 3 ghost busters
Yeahhhh!
Hahah, was it when I edited an episode?
I hope cigarettes are involved.
I miss all of you!
Available now, my first vinyl record release in over 30 years!
Spooky poems and silly scary songs! Limited edition 7" green vinyl, 500 copies signed and numbered!
Not available digitally! No AI! Perfect for weirdos of all ages!
johneltenney.myshopify.com/products/a-v...
Come on and watch the nonsense!
You know better than to come here now.
A flu virus called Indrid Cold.
The holiday season always makes me think about the people I dated during past holidays because I know I'm in the background of many family photos and all these years later I imagine someone must be asking "Who is that guy and why was he here?"
I hope the VFA make a sequel... ALF 5 2
Unfortunately, many of them would be fine with it, which is why we should always strive to be better than they might have been.
Your grandparents and ancestors reveal themselves through my late night cigarettes.
What an intensely fucked up world we live in where we know the names of the worst human beings while many of the best vanish into anonymity.
We will be on the front page of twitch for a spooky holiday special with none other than paranormal personality @johneltenney.bsky.social !! We'll be making some haunted gingerDEAD houses and sharing spooky holiday ghost stories and eerie winter folklore! Dec 14, 12-1PM PT.
twitch.tv/spectralsybil
Went to a comic book convention this weekend and, as per usual the last 10 years, the thing that I saw the least amount of was comic books.
It's almost Turkey Ghost time. Test pressings are here!
