GLaDOS

@warsawpact91.bsky.social
I Have Neurotoxin Going directly to your location...
s t a r t r u n n i n g .

Now when they come to annihilate the hotel the turrets will stop them dead in their tracks!!!!!

@mephone4sred.bsky.social
Here's Some Of My Sentry Turrets!!!!
Activate Them QUICK!!!!

You can't just destroy a hotel!!!

@wendys-usa.com
Roast me fuckheads

Duracells and Energizers,
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers,
calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers...

metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation,
air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors,
tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors,
trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers,
tennis rackets, angle brackets

waffle irons, window shutters,
paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters,
kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables,
hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles,
pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication,

Shopping list:
allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters,
trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters,
walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires,
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers,
picture hangers, paper cutters

I found "sexy among us domination milky cumsplosion with inflation blast" in Wheatleys
Search history... w h a t t h e f u c k ? ? ?

I hope you like neurotoxin

Mind if I borrow this substance for a bit ??? ?
I'm gonna prank Wheatley with it!!!

Yes sir Mr aperture!

Nickel did you get into the neurotoxin vents again!?

I understood that perfectly

Did you call me?

@mefon4.bsky.social
Hello fellow AI

Hello And Again Welcome To The Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center.