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alex fox

@alexfox.bsky.social

Writing mostly about fucked up guys with swords. look upon my works and despair

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googling things like "Bolognese diet". i am the master of my fate

16.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pro tip: if you don't want to cry about something during the day, just cry about it at night

15.10.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wow they're really hot

13.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
13.10.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3491    πŸ” 934    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 25

you know what's also fucked up? The Universe. wayyyy too big to be perceived... noooo thank you

13.10.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(looking at pics of myself from 10 years ago) Damnnnnnnnn what happened. oh yea. my flesh is slowly spoiling and i have the unfortunate awareness to witness my slow but steady cellular death. wow this is fucked up lol

13.10.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

extremely sweaty from working out and about to hit the grocery store. because the alternative is leaving my house twice and i sure as shit ain't doing that. Smell me!!!!

12.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pissant

12.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Collection of paints, brushes and pots on an old table. In the corner a large very fluffy cat sprawls in decadence

Collection of paints, brushes and pots on an old table. In the corner a large very fluffy cat sprawls in decadence

this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite

23.03.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2247    πŸ” 579    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 43

wow this site is boring now

06.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the floor is the largest shelf in the house

03.10.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Cannibal Sororities and Butterfly Girl Gangs: October’s Best Sci-Fi and Fantasy Books This month’s TBR looks to be as varied as a bucket of candy after a solid night of trick-or-treating. There’s sour-sweet gummy worms (cyberpunk from Ken Liu and K.M Fajardo). The soulmate pairing o…

Tell Me Yours, I’ll Tell You Mine is on @literaryhub.bsky.social’s list of the best SFF out in October! Thank you, @zutsuit.bsky.social!

02.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
No Tears
YouTube video by Scarface - Topic No Tears

youtu.be/8ShNnDGRoCQ?...

02.10.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly tho

30.09.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love him

30.09.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

philips hue light bulbs have literally changed my life (i installed them 45 seconds ago)

29.09.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

huzzah, congrats!! awesome lineup

29.09.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ok actually it's so easy i'm just a kvetcher

27.09.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

relearning how to use git every 6 months is really annoying actually

27.09.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you can't guarantee a 10% return but that's how it works (more or less) if the market is on an upward trend (which historically it is). that's what most American 401ks are (investments in the s&p 500 and broad index funds). i recommend The Simple Path to Wealth by J. L. Collins, i found it helpful

27.09.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where I'm from a medium Dunks Cold Brew is considered a nootropic of the highest order

27.09.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice

26.09.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you call him hot? he isn’t even panting and covered in blood

26.09.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

forgot how hot everyone is in Hades. that rules

25.09.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Art by β€’ Guillaume Sorel

25.09.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 381    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
a knight sits on the back of a caparisoned horse (the horse's head has been replaced with a shrine with some sort of creature in it.)

a knight sits on the back of a caparisoned horse (the horse's head has been replaced with a shrine with some sort of creature in it.)

I love knights.

25.09.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2285    πŸ” 535    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3

some fucked up psychological warfare shit, little did they know i would starve my neopets without a care back in the day

24.09.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i had to delete that sniveling icon/app off my phone

24.09.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

is a steak and cheese with peppers and onions a balanced meal? i think technically yes

24.09.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

same it's frustrating to think about and nigh impossible to overcome

23.09.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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