Supersize Me, but with Canadian Wendy's™ 🍁

$2000 off a month long stay at any Trump hotel.

These people are used to watching soccer. This is actually a really high scoring game for them.

These people are getting to do a Grand Theft Auto in real life. They can't tell the difference between things you're only supposedv to do in the game, and what you can do to other living, breathing humans.

God I miss that show.

I coulda got them one down at the Home Depot for way less than $1.3 billion.

Pipe Bum

But how many people did they get into the Silverdome that night, brother?

I could see myself having a great time at a club right now if they played these songs in this order. Some tracks work great for getting off the dance floor and getting another drink.

Can't argue there. My dad had buddies that everyone called Poo and Cozy.
Closest I've got is a buddy we all call Howie.

Now here's a guy demanding to know if I said thank you.

Almost entirely sure there was a button combo that would get your ski jumper to land on his head and get stuck in the snow.

My only regret... is that I have.... armitis

"Great hair!" - mourners at my funeral

So I can get rid of my dandruff AND die like Elvis? I'd like to try this miracle drug.

Holy smokes, I'm in the same boat! First three seasons I was ripping through two-three episodes during my work day. Season 4, I have to limit this to one a day.

"Ow, my rotator cuff! Glug, glug" - me at Hooters with the boys on Friday night

What was better - us or the pizza?

Doctors ripped mine out in fourth grade. Missed a week of school, got visited by clowns in the hospital, spent a couple days post-surgery acting like the world's most wounded soldier. Hope Marvin Harrison Sr paid to get the TV in his son's hospital room like my parents did.

Became obsessed with Rachael Ray during college because she was on right before I had to leave for class. Miss her every day.

I hope he gets visited by the clowns in his hospital room like I did when I had my appendectomy at 8 years old.

And you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled?

Gotta think the person at 9-1 is the JT manager, because that's how it is in my league too hahaha

I'm around the same age, but I was such a dork that at no point did I think WCW was bad. I was so hyped on the whole thing from the time it started airing in Canada until the bitter end in 2001.

Still anyone's ball game over here too. Except the guy in last place. He has no shot.

As a Cam-era Panthers fan, I was NOT okay with trading the farm for Bryce and knew it was going to end poorly. But I mostly thought that because he's a Bama QB.

Sure, Jan.

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