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Michael Eisen

@mbeisen.bsky.social

Nematode antagonist

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I mean you would be surprised because they’re really hard to see.

13.11.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am everywhere

10.11.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's true. There was no gambling on baseball games before it was legalized.

10.11.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The beauty of the story of the discovery of DNA is that it had a happy ending. Franklin got what really matters - a first author @Nature paper.

10.11.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@arseblog.com on a scale of 1 to 10 how Spursy a game was that?

08.11.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ho Ho Ho

01.11.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why do MLB managers keep making this exact mistake? A mistake everyone knows they’re making in real time. That was the spot for Munoz. Insane that he wasn’t hot.

21.10.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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play for your dogs

17.10.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

software recommendations for screening nanopore environmental samples data for unknown animals?

15.10.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure @elmcitytree.blacksky.app means well.

15.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Try to use it.

15.10.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally, someone has solved a real problem with AI! No more having to take a paper in the format for a journal that rejected you, and reformat it for a new journal. Well done!! formatmypaper.com

15.10.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 463    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 40

It’s because people lack any ability to conceive of a world without meat - even the people who study why it’s bad.

03.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@arseblog.com EDDIE!!!!!

27.09.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Loyalty Purge" is a good name for a Kegger.

25.09.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Technically correct, but proper way to say that is that AAAS and Cell Press publishing policies are incompatible with the open research sharing policies of HHMI.

25.09.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Assuming you're in Colorado probably a short-horned walkingstick - Parabacillus hesperus

25.09.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Open letter to HHMI on their Immediate Access to Research Policy The following is in response to a letter sent to the HHMI community on September 24, 2025 and refers to HHMI’s new Immediate Access to Research Policy. The original letter appears at the bottom below ...

thescientistpapers.substack.com/p/open-lette...

25.09.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I agree he can't bring on subs in the first half and that his subs were right after that. But I still think he starts a too stylistically inflexible side - I would prefer starting with a side that can adjust better in the course of play, which is IMO Arteta's big weakness.

21.09.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@gunnerblog.bsky.social #arsecastextra curious what you think of the theory that Arteta's problem isn't that he's too cautious, it's that he overcommits in lineup selection to a specific theory of how the game will go and as a result we aren't in a good position to adjust when things go wrong

21.09.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This game was a perfect example. That was the right lineup to control the game early, frustrate City, maybe hit them with a set piece or Madueke, and then hit them with a more attack oriented lineup when they have to open up to chase the game. But when the opposite happened, we wasted the 1st half.

21.09.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Arteta's critics are right that he overthinks things, but wrong about HOW he overthinks things. He's not cowardly. Rather he imagines the game going one way and sets the perfect lineup to accomplish that, but he overcommits, and when things don't go to plan, we're inflexible and can't adjust.

21.09.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First they came for the Immigrants.
And I wrote a memo.
Then they came for trans people.
And I wrote a memo.
Then they came for the comedians.
And I wrote a memo.
Then they came for me.
And there was no one to write a memo for me.

19.09.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We're in this shit because people have been saying "i don't think this is the time" for 30 years....

09.09.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@mbeisen.bsky.social and I have already been operating without journal proxies throughout our careers and, tbh, every aspect of it is better. Both the experience of doing science and the potential outcomes for science.
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08.09.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thoughtful and powerful advice from @pracheeac.bsky.social and @mbeisen.bsky.social

08.09.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While journal publishing has always been deeply problematic, hurting both the pace and trajectory of science, something is happening in this moment that is finally causing the system to crumble under its own weight and cost.
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08.09.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Absolute football hilarity.

27.08.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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