3rdDegree

I just wanna be able to filter potential suitors by if they’ve read the Stormlight archives or not is that too much to ask?

I eat skittle 2 at a time making sure to taste every color combo, then when I run out of color combos I go for 3 skittle combos till I run out

Where are all the Bluesky #rivals2 players

The mantra going forth for the next 4 years is gonna be, “a fascist worked out today, did you?”

I just wanna give someone oral sex why is this being single shit so hard

I think I’m in my “pay for a gym membership instead of a therapist” era rn

I’m sorry if it makes you feel any better I make food for a living so I talk about this ALOT.

Feel like texture more refers to the texture of the food itself, mouthfeel relates to more how it breaks down and coats the mouth.

I need so badly to find other people who have read The Stormlight Archives so I can gush about imaginary men kicking the shit out of people in field.

I loved this and wanted to create a little comic for it. This is how I imagined the exchange going. I hope you like it @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com ☺️

My fight game brain rot made me stare at this skeet for too long thinking about getting dragon punched by god n the devil.

I drank an unholy amount of mead last night and it is so wild that I don’t feel hungover whatsoever.

Vibe check (yeah I’m a bit weird and a bit quirky)

Yeah man, it’s the 1% who have enough wealth to pay their way into policy getting passed.

Sorry, I’ll stop dueling people in the town square at high noon.

You and your ex going on an ancient adventure to find dragons so you can both learn to gaslight together.

Who the fuck is Doug

Why do houses not know it’s shut the fuck up time, not imma creak and groan like I’m sleeping in a cavernous maw time.

Feel like this is the case with so many anime where the MC is boring everyman stand in.

I had a person sitting in on my D&D session and I received the best compliment of “I usually don’t have the attention span for this but I’d play in your game” which means I conquered ADHD

What is something I should put in the first session of my D&D game tonight?

Aye aye, it’s not looking at them on sight.

The best part about being queer to me is it allows me to exist outside the rigidity that has been constructed around us. Queer folks understand when I say I don’t define my sexuality and gender by simple terms because those shits is complex.

Where do I find all the D&D nerds in this place?