@moarpejay.bsky.social
Someone once told me I give off golden retriever Top energy and it’s stuck with me. 🏳️🌈 NSFW alt (21+ pls) Bit dorky - but I hope in the best way?
A picture of my butt poking out over a green towel. I’m laying in bed.
Happy Humpday 🙌🏻
25.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 571 🔁 13 💬 39 📌 3
The same picture as yesterday but it’s in colour and much better 🙌🏻
As promised 🫡
24.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 519 🔁 8 💬 25 📌 0
wyd down there
23.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 559 🔁 27 💬 31 📌 0
Shot of my body. It’s monochrome to fit the theme. It’s a bit fuzzy but the lighting was terrible and I liked how my chest looked so we’re rolling with it! It’s also monochrome because Monday.
Fresh from the bath! #MCM
23.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 401 🔁 6 💬 22 📌 2🫡🫡 #Fursday
(Anything for Joshie, because he is delightful 🥰)
My boyfriend likes me plugged 🤭🤤 xxx
16.01.2026 21:10 — 👍 210 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0Matt 🥵🥵🥵
14.02.2026 08:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hard agree
14.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
There’s tits in it so it’s Titty Tuesday? 🙂↕️
(I was feeling my oats for the first time in ages so wanted an excuse to take a photo ☺️)
view of my ass in a navy blue and yellow singlet with the butt cutout as I'm kneeling on the floor
Butt, anyway...
01.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 283 🔁 26 💬 6 📌 0Bonus buuuuuuulge 🙌🏻
28.01.2026 21:00 — 👍 649 🔁 21 💬 37 📌 0Bulge card! 🫡
28.01.2026 17:10 — 👍 557 🔁 14 💬 38 📌 5🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
24.01.2026 08:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
rare and mint vantage point pov
18.01.2026 01:40 — 👍 149 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0
right there— and here 👅
18.01.2026 01:49 — 👍 178 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0
tb personal hall of fame butt pic lol
18.01.2026 17:04 — 👍 238 🔁 18 💬 10 📌 0
double feature
18.01.2026 19:35 — 👍 210 🔁 15 💬 8 📌 0These look amazing 🥵
18.01.2026 14:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Likewise 😮💨
14.01.2026 12:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t imagine why 👀
14.01.2026 12:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Haha these are utility boxers. Nothing slutty about them. Nosiree.
14.01.2026 12:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s the dream 😮💨
14.01.2026 12:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A photo of my BUTT looking like a shelf in my new chinos.
Humpday feels like the ideal time to showcase my new work trousers 🤭
14.01.2026 11:02 — 👍 544 🔁 8 💬 43 📌 0
A man on his knees, underwear pulled halfway down, showing his hole
Same man on his hands and knees, underwear halfway down
Hey bloomfs, I know I've been a bit absent the last few days, work's been pretty crazy 🤪 😳...anyway happy humpday! 🫣😘
14.01.2026 09:18 — 👍 143 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0I can’t believe I’m only in my mid 30s and I already know what I’m going to have written on my tombstone.
14.01.2026 07:37 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
bro did u just look at my butt???
13.01.2026 22:18 — 👍 266 🔁 22 💬 11 📌 0
One I took earlier! Sharing’s caring 🤭🫡
13.01.2026 20:49 — 👍 212 🔁 9 💬 22 📌 0You have a beautiful butt John, who am I to say no! 🥵🥵
12.01.2026 21:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Requote if you like a fat ass. 😜🍑
#mcm #monochromemonday #fatass
«Bluesky’s prettiest pussy» thread 🙌
Sure, I'll bite
