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@samwisetreebeard.bsky.social

Your friendly queer above average nerd β€’ they/them β€’ make sure everyone you love in your life knows it

45 Followers  |  72 Following  |  20 Posts  |  Joined: 18.10.2023  |  1.859

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Sure, have me help at the other side of the damn plant for 2.5 hours of my shift, making me be that far behind on my own stuff. It’s fine πŸ™ƒ

14.10.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao I thought Super Mario Galaxy 1/2 were a bundled thing but no, Nintendo gonna Nintendo and charge $40 for EACH. DIGITALLY. $80 total for glorified Wii ROMs?? Lmao, lol even.

12.09.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah for sure.

12.09.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not even a proper range, just a little building off the side of the road out of town you can practice at. Still might have to go to a real one at some point Soon.

12.09.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly. Only problem I have is personally being unable to afford one. There’s a range not five minutes from me so that’s a nonissue though.

12.09.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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how I feel since 2016 or so

28.07.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 21071    πŸ” 7031    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 72
Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag
She's pointing back and looking shocked

Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag She's pointing back and looking shocked

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

23.12.2023 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 21038    πŸ” 16536    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 278
Fox Mulder from X-Files saying β€œHey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

Fox Mulder from X-Files saying β€œHey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

β€œIf you die, you let them off the hook.”

β€œIf you die, you let them off the hook.”

Needed this reminder today.

03.07.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 24774    πŸ” 9439    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 173

Help. It’s still 88Β° and it’s 8:30 at night. And this heat won’t be ending until next weekend AT LEAST 😫

23.06.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe eating a caffeinated chocolate bar wasn’t the best idea when you’re now trying to sleep because of a headache building up πŸ˜…

14.06.2025 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really hope I manage to get this job because $5 more an hour than what I make now, AND it’s half my current commute time? Please let me a W here.

28.05.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey maybe just this once we could get like... temperate girl summer?

28.05.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Magneto was right.

20.05.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I would rather that than people pretending everything is fine and then unloading everything on me when I’ve done something to upset them. Like, tell me what I did wrong in the moment so I can learn and do better by you.

19.05.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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[Giveaway] To celebrate the Nintendo Switch 2 launch, we're doing our biggest social media giveaway in our 17+ year history. Repost and follow for a chance to win a console bundle with Mario Kart World. Ends June 1, 2025, open worldwide.

04.05.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1576    πŸ” 2448    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 23

I don't need the trains to run on time. I'd settle to just have trains

27.04.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah.

21.04.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 282    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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I just pronounced gif as β€œjif” for the first time unprompted. It’s time for bed πŸ˜“

11.04.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A little late but whatever. I’ve followed you and been part of your community for well over a decade by now, and am happy that I can say that. I’m glad you exist and continue to take up space.

11.04.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Really appreciate the fact that King Gizzard never stay in one place musically and somehow churn out music at an almost inhuman pace.

10.04.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the dumbest fucking timeline, and yet exactly where anyone with five seconds of awareness in 2024 could see us going.

Maybe this will be the thing that finally snaps people out of their daze? Dunno. But folks NEED to get over their apathy towards politics if they don’t want this to happen.

04.04.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Switch 2 isn’t that expensive, your standard of living has just decreased.

02.04.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 436    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 15

I normally love Midwest storm season, but two storms with threats of tornados within three days of each other is a tad much. Not to mention the beyond excessive rain. Someone get me out of here.

02.04.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy trans day of visibility my trans fellas

Shoutout to this king today

31.03.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 480    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
A picture of David Lynch with the caption Fix your hearts or die

A picture of David Lynch with the caption Fix your hearts or die

Happy Trans Day of Visibility

31.03.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6773    πŸ” 2930    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 18

I cut pineapple earlier today, and even after washing my hands, I *STILL* smell it on them.

28.03.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantastic Mr. Fox. It’s a stop motion Wes Anderson movie and is my favorite comfort anything to watch.

28.03.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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