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its english but it is not english degree

08.03.2026 04:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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thats not it

08.03.2026 04:40 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ten minutes ago i heard an essaying who allegedly graduated an english masters program pronounce denouement as "d'NOW-mint"

08.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

on tumblr we have been building a collection of these under the "#youtube standard english" tag #youtubestandardenglish www.tumblr.com/tagged/youtu...

08.03.2026 04:37 — 👍 26    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 1
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Decentraland price: MANA to USD, chart & market stats Get the latest Decentraland price in USD, currently at 0.096457, live chart, 24h stats, market cap, trading volume, and real-time updates.

crypto.news/price/decent... i dont know enough about what im looking at to derive any info fromm this, maybe you can help

02.03.2026 15:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i tried to look into this extremely lazily and couldnt find any speculation or reporting on why this was happening. this should be a dead coin. but it is in fact happening, im just not sure why

02.03.2026 13:06 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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can I come over and do this

19.01.2025 18:08 — 👍 77    🔁 15    💬 3    📌 0
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seriously?

01.03.2026 11:56 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"on the ground" is exactly where i would describe Marine intelligence generally yeah

01.03.2026 10:08 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

148 little girls

01.03.2026 10:00 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

trolley problem for you: explode 120 little girls with bombs or go to jail for a few years

01.03.2026 08:44 — 👍 50    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

"wife"

01.03.2026 08:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is a BIG DEAL documentary that presumably went through dozens of rounds of screening and editing, and NO ONE spotted this. its astonishing

28.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

are those modern CCTV cameras in the shot too?? i havent seen muppets most wanted lmao

28.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Storyville - Mr Nobody Against Putin (With Subtitles) Dailymotion video by dante chazy

it's visible at 32:00 at this link: www.dailymotion.com/video/x9sfi8i
raptorcivilization's post: www.tumblr.com/raptorcivili...

you would think the gate saying "GULAG" in english would have been a clue but

28.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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as per raptorcivilization on tumblr, BAFTA-winning, Oscar-nominated documentary Mr. Nobody Against Putin--by all accounts worthy of all the praise its getting--uses a greyscaled screengrab from Muppets Most Wanted (2014) in a montage of historical depictions of gulags. yes, kermit gulag

28.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 49    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0

thirty and forty year olds of the earth! please reply to this with 1) your favorite music videos of all time (all genres and languages!) and/or 2) the most iconic music videos of all time. i am a zoomer trying to do research and fill in cultural blind spots. thank you and have a nice day!

27.02.2026 03:40 — 👍 37    🔁 23    💬 62    📌 7

@bobelady and I are streaming beloved Look Outside right now on twitch.tv/bobelady

14.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

this is when i look around to see if my goons are up to my standards. god help you if you join in but then say something bad and embarrass me

07.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

unsurprising that 1. youve never seen a wikipedia page before and 2. assume everyone who knows about the existence of "data" is male

07.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

internet fighting is so much fun. im serious, its like an 80s movie where two guys are squaring up and all their respective goons are sayin stuff like "yeah!" and "get him!" i love being one of the guys and also being one of the goons. its bad to make it your whole personality, its best to dabble

07.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 48    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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used a big black marker to write 'MIGRAINE" on yesterday's logbook page, for posterity. this is so people in the far future will know why i didnt get anything done that day. "finally we understand why she got nothing done that day" they will say 'and we forgive her"

07.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 41    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

thats badass. the baby made you larger and more powerful.......

07.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bigger Eliza theory

07.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

to be fair to her, i check my *tumblr* feed for stale bullshit every four seconds, just not this website

07.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

based on racial and ethnic makeup of even the modern far right movements one has to assume the average sniveling nazi is still taller than the average dipshit liberal

07.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this one is especially funny considering germans are on average still taller than americans (7th tallest nationality in the world by some measures) and were even moreso during WWII

07.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

semi-related but still weird: i've grown a full inch in the past five years and no one knows why. it's probably collagen disorder crap but who knows

07.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0