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@koitaroo.bsky.social

Internet funny man working on conjuring the worst content known to mankind straight to your timeline!

33 Followers  |  13 Following  |  154 Posts  |  Joined: 04.09.2023  |  1.6399

Latest posts by koitaroo.bsky.social on Bluesky


You're laughing. The leviathan is waking up near Virginia and you're laughing.

28.01.2026 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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entering a Punisher main's house:

04.01.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Interacting on Bluesky:

02.01.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I find it hard to throw away boxes sometimes cuz my cats absolutely love to hide and play in them 😭

02.01.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just the fact I can click a little fucking button and just go "make her naked" is actual insanity, what a horrifying time to be on the internet.

02.01.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ontop of people being able to just edit whatever image they want on Xitter, now people are making CSAM content using Grok. Fuck that fucking website, man. What shit hole.

02.01.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

living in the midwest is great, wym it was 45 degrees the other day and now we're in a blizzard lol

18.12.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hit em with the: "Sorry you cut out, can you repeat that?"

18.12.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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hopping on after night shift when all my friends are asleep feels like this

18.12.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bought a calzone from Aldi's the other day, why in the fuck do the instructions tell me to AIR FRY THIS THING FOR 15 MINUTES AT 360????? IF I WANTED TO EAT A ROCK I'LL JUST GO OUTSIDE

07.10.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey

07.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i always find a way

07.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ya know back in my day... we waited for the holidays for the Christmas Noobs to get on lmao. The bad players will come, now is not the time.

04.10.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually insane how many people are whining about how many sweats are playing Black Ops 7 during the fucking BETA. It's the beta, who do you think is pre-ordering these games to play the beta?

04.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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How it feels DM'ing someone i dont talk to often

04.10.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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played Outlast Trials after like, 1-2 years of not touching it and this massive troglodyte woman jump scared me at the end LMAO

03.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have gyatt to get more art of my ocs i have been neglecting them for too long...

30.09.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gone like a whisper in the wind...

30.09.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought it was a vendor for a sec but they usually turn lights on, not just walk around in the dark, so now im convinced I need to hang out here late at night sometime

30.09.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me why im the only person at work and im hearing doors open and close. Fuck that shit!!!

30.09.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I lived, bitch.

23.09.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are yall doing for rapture today

23.09.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Newgrounds popping again? Lets fucking GO!!!

20.09.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All im saying is that more people should strive to be like B.J. Blazkowicz and less like Edward Richtofen.

20.09.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bethesda: here's our new DLC for Indiana Jones
Twitter users, for some reason:

20.09.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I ran into a former coworker of mine that i haven't seen in literally a decade, its crazy how some people can change so much yet feel the same, in a good way.

20.09.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just got to Enten V. Tobimune fight and im about to rip my hair out this shits too hype LMAO

18.09.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

should i smoke a bowl and play overwatch today

17.09.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I work at a bar and grill and my bosses cut hours so hard I actually have 0 kitchen help or even a fryer for the next 4 days.

17.09.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its ok queen ill bear this burden for you

17.09.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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