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10.12.2025 11:07 โ ๐ 36 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@melonteee.bsky.social
It's me the pathetic man enjoyer || 26 || Aussie || pronouns are anything (she/her, they/them, etc)
not interested๐ถ
10.12.2025 11:07 โ ๐ 36 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0really enjoy this chopper panel
10.12.2025 11:07 โ ๐ 119 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0this is truly a top ten panel Sanji really went to Law like "listen girl..."
10.12.2025 11:01 โ ๐ 112 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Rayleigh (stressed): Shakky I'm sorry but I need to help Roger raise this baby
10.12.2025 10:14 โ ๐ 68 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0this is such a good panel, not only what Imu's saying but Imu making a giant like Harald look small as he looms over him is such a showing of Imu's oppressive power that's completely suffocating
10.12.2025 08:13 โ ๐ 77 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0not to be a sanji fan but considering the story of noland was a north blue story and sanji heard it who knows how many times as a kid and it was about a man finding something wonderous that no one believed existed and how that correlates to sanji's own dreams...yeah...yeah...
10.12.2025 06:48 โ ๐ 145 ๐ 36 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Streaming OP Chapter Read 1168 in 20 mins!
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discovered recently 1 horsepower isn't even 1 horse, like a horse does not contain 1 horse of power. a single horse actually contains - on average - 5 to 6 horses. what the fuck are we even doing nothing means anything.
09.12.2025 07:46 โ ๐ 278 ๐ 105 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 1I've got internet! I'll be streaming the chapter later tonight! And by later tonight I mean later tonight for ME because I will be streaming it on the same hour the official chapters usually drop :]
09.12.2025 01:04 โ ๐ 43 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Also Sanji being like "omfg why was I sent to kamabakka island?!!" I just KNOW Iva saw this stupid signature and raised an eyebrow
08.12.2025 16:54 โ ๐ 147 ๐ 24 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0I like to imagine for the men he just spits on the page instead
08.12.2025 16:32 โ ๐ 65 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0when Sanji signs his signature with his little kiss mark do you think he asks the ladies what colour lipstick they want
08.12.2025 16:31 โ ๐ 95 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1Judge was trying to make alpha children and locked Sanji up for omega presenting instead
08.12.2025 07:40 โ ๐ 69 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1seeing the most obvious narrative meanings and intentional emotional character writing depth in one piece ever but ppl still hitting u with the "it's not that deep" literally feels like this
08.12.2025 05:39 โ ๐ 125 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1Chopper thought Sanji could just do that now ๐ญ honestly hard to blame the little guy with haki being everywhere LOL
08.12.2025 04:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Sanji: *takes a sword to the neck like it's nothing*
Chopper: WOAH Sanji WHEN could you do THAT?
Sanji: *breathes wrong for a literal millisecond*
Zoro: alright what's up what's going on man talk to me
honestly it's no fucking wonder Sanji specifically asked Zoro to kill him if he mutated, Zoro was the only mfer who actually picked up that there was something wrong with sanji in onigashima even though Chopper literally saw Sanji all mangled LOL
08.12.2025 04:49 โ ๐ 110 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0tumblr post by pjackk reading "at the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling u hubby wyd btw he is baely alive". Underneath is a drawing of Sanji, clearly extremely drunk with his shirt open, holding a shot glass in one hand and pulling at zoro's robes with the other, smiling widely. Zoro is frowning and blushing , reaching for a bottle in front of him.
btw hes baely alive
#zosan #sanzo
a haggard, beat up zoro leans on sanji, who also looks quite haggard and beat up, as this takes place directly after kuma. zoro asks, "how'd you find me so quick, anyway?". sanji thinks to himself, "don't look at his exposed tit"
sanji responds, "ah yeah we got you chipped a while back so we wouldn't lose you." zoro, turned to look at sanji a bit angrily, responds, "what." sanji, freaked out, says, "did i say the did thing out loud" zoro again says, "what." with more emphasis.
coughs up blood. im not done making jokes about that episode
#onepiece #zosan
and figure skater Sanji makes me INSANE cause the one piece on ice show was STOLEN by Koshiro Shimada who played Sanji, and the guy is a national figure skater KNOWN for being incredibly graceful and very light on his feet. Like they KNEW Sanji was gonna shine in a figure skater setting he was CRAZY
08.12.2025 04:06 โ ๐ 36 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"but it might be this martial art-" WRONG! DANCE!
"but dancing can't actually be a fighting style-" IT'S FICTIONAL anyone who thinks danseurs can't outjump a martial artist has never seen a ballet IN THEIR LIIIIFE ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ ballerinas are the only mfers out there who COULD sky walk!
ppl are so battle brained that when I say Sanji's base style would be more inspired by dance than by any actual martial arts they go "WHAAAT??" as if Sanji didn't canonically get directly compared with a ballerina in Alabasta who Sanji even admitted he was similar to like COME ON
08.12.2025 03:32 โ ๐ 112 ๐ 9 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0Netflix acquired Warner Brothers btw not Whitebeard, just in case anyone was confused
08.12.2025 02:06 โ ๐ 53 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"batman gone woke!!" I'm not even a DC fan or even a batman fan but even I know Batman's gone 'woke' before, behold the best cover art ever
08.12.2025 01:17 โ ๐ 41 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0just saw a comment that was like "ugh Netflix acquired WB guess they're gonna go woke and make batman gay now" and I'm laughing because there are so many horrors of media monopolies but this person thinks the worst possibility is batman kissing men LMFAO
08.12.2025 01:13 โ ๐ 131 ๐ 16 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 1does Luffy know how to use a knife and fork together...have we ever seen it....like has he ever cut and eaten his food properly with a knife and fork in either hand..... I'm a bit scared
07.12.2025 15:34 โ ๐ 61 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0love Kuma looking at Sanji and thinking "Iva should put that boy in a dress immediately"
07.12.2025 15:16 โ ๐ 145 ๐ 20 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0I got a pink couch and it's the last piece of furniture to arrive and I'm clawing at the walls waiting for my Barbie living room to finally come together NOW
07.12.2025 15:08 โ ๐ 58 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's unfortunately a bit hilarious Oda said Blackbeard is from Somalia and Hawkins is from Egypt while Usopp is from JUST Africa, because it implies Oda knows Africa is a continent, it's just that Usopp is so powerful he owns the entire continent of Africa ๐ญ
07.12.2025 05:07 โ ๐ 132 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0I don't have internet yet because Australia has one whole guy who handles our connection apparently, so I won't be able to stream the chapter on release I'm sorry guys ๐ญ
I'll hopefully have internet in two days time! Please wait for me, I won't read the chapter until then!