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When am I going to get a break from these life lessons

People that surrender their old dog and go get a puppy piss me off fr
“We couldn’t give him what he needed anymore”
Then don’t get another dog and repeat the cycle???????

What everyone sees vs what I see

Good morning to everyone expect those who don’t rack their weights at the gym

Nothing tastes better than fries that aren’t yours

I said I never wanted to get married but if he has good health insurance I just might 🫣

One of the most humbling things ever is ordering food for yourself and receiving two sets of cutlery with it

Actual picture of me driving home from work after a long day of being a high energy social butterfly

Ok same but if I can keep up with maintaining myself then someone else can too 🧚🏼‍♀️

But have you REALLY had a true dating experience if you’ve never had to sit there awkwardly while a guy you hardly know started rapping to you

Hahah agreed 💃🏽

Throwback to when I was in 6th grade and embarrassed to admit I watched Hannah Montana and forward to me now omw to my big girl business job jamming to my Hannah Montana CD

Some Casetify cases are so cute but the logo placement is criminal

The 1975 I like it when you sleep album and everything before. Everything after is just alright

Old Christmas music warms my soul

Mom I think I’m in love with un Músico

I have a feeling my partner is going to be a divorced man that I meet in my 30s. Poor guy is probably engaged with high hopes right now

This year I learned how to let go. I wish I could say it was through a deep revelation but really it was because of that show with the alcoholic horse

I started rewatching it right after I finished it 😭 I resonated so much with Princess Carolyn

Omg twin 😭 I was reading After in 7th grade 🥸

Thanks!! I really enjoyed Penpal by Dan Auerbach though I think it falls a bit more under suspense

I wonder what I’d be like today if I wasn’t reading smutty 1D fanfics back when I was a teen

🎮 Super Mario, The legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing
📖 Twilight, ACOTAR, romantasy, mystery, apocalypse
📺 TWD, Bojack Horseman, Regular Show, Attack on Titan, Fruits Basket, Jurassic Park, Planet of the Apes
🧚🏼‍♀️ Paranormal, raves, writing, gym, collecting, crystals, plants

#promosky

My party trick is spotting an attractive guy and ignoring him all night while also being aware of where he is the entire time through nothing but my peripheral vision

Whenever I travel I like to collect matches on tinder like they’re Pokémon

Poor spiders out here just existing and everyone just killing them 😭

Idk if there’s something wrong with me but having to share a bed with someone one day for the rest of my life doesn’t sound like a win to me

Not to cause a public freak out but I just heard that Lightning McQueen was reported missing :(

A poem by 🧚🏼‍♀️Me🧚🏼‍♀️
If you were to ask me
If I ever think of you
I’d answer honestly
And say I do
But all I can think about
Is how you’re a little pussy coward bitch that I’m embarrassed to have dated. Fuck you. Fuck your mom. Fuck your dad. Fuck your friend. Fuck your existence. Guacala bitch
🫶

I followed a beginners Pilates class on YouTube and as someone who’s been working out for four years I was like “this isn’t doing shit” so stopped halfway through. This morning I woke up to half my body being sore 🫠