Too Ray To Function

Wanda’s kids could never be straight.

Pickles could have filled that role, and not clashed flavor wise

I would have liked to try this. Orange is another flavor that doesn’t really pop up in cereals.

Oh Rio, Rio
Hear her order a Grand Slam
Scrambled eggs with a side of ham

Damn, now I need to make cannelloni for dinner tonight

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But but he said he would be the President of Peace! He said that “Laughing Kamala” would send our kids to die in the Middle East!

NGL, cronuts were tasty, but not worth waiting in line for hours since 4 am.

THIS. I’ve seen restaurants serve food on corrugated metal sheets, shoes, vases, and miniature toilets.

Molecular gastronomy.

No, I do not want to eat eggs Benedict where the egg is a cube, the Hollandaise is a foam, and the English Muffin is “deconstructed” into wheat burned under glass as smoke to inhale as you eat your egg cube and Hollandaise foam.

But does it turn you into a blueberry at the end?!

No actual filling? FVCK THAT SH1T!

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Fat bearded homosexual with glasses wearing a black hat and gray shirt in front of a mirror. The shirts says “HOLD ON. LET ME OVERTHINK THIS”

Had my physical therapy appointment at 10:30 AM, then got home to get cleaned up before Hot Older Daddy Bear showed up at 1. I made him coconut chicken chickpea curry, watched some movies, and banged each other’s brains out.

I wish I tried these. The raisin version that came out in the 80s were so good

IT’S GRANOLA TIME!

Raisins! Nut Clusters! Chocolate Chips! Saber Tooth Tiger! (Which is not a dinosaur!)

Fuck him and his monster sister.

Maple is an overlooked flavor when it comes to cereals. I can only recall Waffle Crisp covering that territory.

They already made Rachel, Betsy, and Kitty bi/pan, so Storm should be next to come out of the closet.

You predicted “Venom” years before it was made!

I’m not a fan of blue cheese or football* or NY. Sorry not sorry.

*I am however, am huge fan of Jason Kelce. If you’re seeing this Jason, feel free to slide into my DMs!

So Caesar Ranch wasn’t the first officially sold dressing fusion?

YES to the French dressing, but NAY to blue cheese. That shit is Satan’s smegma.

They just regrouping until they figure out a way to “sell” it better.

Incoming “THE DEMS CHEATED!” unhinged rants from Diaper Donnie any minute now….

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Especially since the subject has been in a few documentaries about his condition since the late 80s

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Even Rice Crispies tried to get in on the “healthy” granola bar fad at the time!

“Crunch, Crunch, and More Crunch”. - when you want to rip off “Snap, Crackle, and Pop” but the ad agency you hired is run by stoners who wait until the last minute to present their campaign.

They want to be oppressed SO BADLY.

Not to be confused with “Mac & Me”, which is still waiting on a sequel since 1988.

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