Too Ray To Function

What is your secret? You are body goals

“Guys, I totally didn’t slobber on Bubba’s schlong! See how horny this living blow up doll makes me! NO HOMO!”

Can I be reincarnated as that machine?

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Was his speech written by Bizarro?

I’ll bring the gravy!

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I LOVED THAT SHIT!

Kevin, if you are reading this, you can do anything you want to me. Even butt stuff.

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He was cute before but Kevin SO DADDY right now.

Exactly. Corporations are not people.

That is such a healthy way to view any hobby. “Sometimes some parts of it don’t work for me but I am happy it works for others”

My dream pillow!

I’m sure he’s getting punched in places OTHER than his face in prison….

This is will mobilize an army of furries against you. His is their husbando.

That is the stuff of nightmares. I wonder how many kids that traumatized?

What? Gretzky is a MAGAT? UGH. Bad enough Hulk Hogan was

OMG he is a precious cinnamon roll and should be protected at all costs. I saw a guy at MegaCon cosplaying as him and I wish I had taken a picture of it

As both a gay man and a high functioning autistic, I apologize for TechBro f@gg0ts like Theil & Altman, as well as sp3tgs like Elmo.

My own brethren are fucking this world up the ass without lube

I would not put it past Drowsy Donny to start blaming the tariffs on Biden next.

#NSFW #bear #bears
This chub bear has fucked me so good and I loved sucking on that massive meat, and I can’t wait to get that thick cock in me again!

I think the world was not ready for that then, but it is ready now!

Mazel tov!

I’ve sucked and been fucked by that juicy piece of meat before and I crave more.

Yeah, I agree that the first season was more miss than hit, but in season 2 the writers found the right tone ( camp instead of edgy) and the actors got to let loose.

Plus the show was queer as hell. 🏳️‍🌈

I got finished my colonoscopy and I am sooooooooF’s up from the anesthesia.

Guy about to get a camera shoved up his ass

Finally about to get my colonoscopy! Wish me luck! #bear #bears

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You know it’s good when you cum like a geyser and practically float off the bed!

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Me right now:

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Still at Advent Hospital. Thankfully, my condition is finally being taken seriously by the GI department (especially since my hemoglobin levels dropped), and will get a colonoscopy soon.

Listen to your body & don’t be afraid to advocate for yourself. #bear #beats

Yes

I will gladly bear triplets for you