Merry and Pippin also find a massive stock of really good pipeweed in Isengard after it falls, Saruman's a manosphere guy, stoner, AND hypocrite

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

And getting everyone else horny too 🔥🔥

Looking good! 🔥🔥

Alexa play Thique by Beyonce

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 looks great

Me scrolling every day

"Ooh, why does my dick get big when I force the digital man to have massive badonkers and define his personality as 'slutty bimbo guy who gets in compromising positions'?" I could play a sufficiently advanced character creator for days on end

Literally my first porn

That's a genuinely impressive combination of beliefs. Do they all sit in separate mental boxes so they don't have to touch and mutually annihilate like matter and antimatter?

I definitely don't mind 👀👀

Do ittttttttttt

Come to Canada and show me sometime 😈😈

Y'all gayyyyyyyy 🔥🔥

I think Tom is remembered for his extremely distinct aesthetic, and you also have that in spades. Your art's been commissioned for multiple fetish events and I bet someday I'll have the thickest coffee table book ever of your archive 😘

Bought a small version of Michelangelo's David to put on my desk and inspire me to persevere at the gym

Omg new blue story 👀👀👀👀 always favourites for me

YouTube video by Habitually Henry The Capybara Song Official Music Video 🎶🎶

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pj-...

Finn should do a strip show to the capybara meme song. He is large, friendly, and himbo: basically a capybara

Hottest thing you could have said about wearing a suit 🔥🔥🔥

I listened to your foot conditioning file last night so... 🥵🥵🥵

*vibrates to the 5th dimension* I just need another cup...

I volunteer as tribute 👋👋

It's sooooo good. Instant Aardvarkia classic up there with The Romans and the Greeks for me

I say “I love you” freely to tons of people in my life. When I say it, what I explicitly mean is “I wish good for you. Whatever you put your mind to, I want you to succeed. I want you to thrive, & to be healthy in mind & body.”

I wish we could normalize this, esp among men.

Need a head between those legs? 🥵

He cleans up niiiiice 😍

Iconique behaviour tbh

Fucked up my knee last week going too hard on leg day, fucked up my jaw/neck from sleeping wrong on the weekend, just put me in a full body cast and use me lime a ken doll this week 😭😭

That's so valid. Sending hugs and muscle growth beams