Emily Allura

My dream home includes a sunroom with wall-to-wall mattresses.

I mean I think that's the core meaning of the show. Just like how the main point of The Witcher 4 is going to be wishing you were Ciri.

In my experience living it apartments the 15 layers of sloppily -applied latex paint typically fail before the strips themselves do.

Ok, I can get behind “transgender for everyone.” Finally a party platform to believe in.

"Why are you gay"

Dude, have you SEEN girls?

I don't think I even have any that weren't just headshots for IDs.

As someone who's moved to NY twice I can confirm it's a good idea.

The amount of joy i see when trans people are happy, makes me cry so much.
It's such a beautiful thing to see and to feel it

See also the nerdy and shy boy to goth girl pipeline.

i thought cyberbunk dystopia was gonna mean like unlicensed garage bottom surgery on the moon not chatbot waifus grooming the nation’s kids

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

I think at this point I've watched more of you talking about Star Trek than Star Trek itself.

I got one on sale this summer and now I'm forced to watch as the 70 degree weather continues into fucking October.

Say what you will about the general quality of goods we have here in the United States but it's undeniable we have the freshest hells on the planet.

Autistic People are NOT a burden on the country (or the world) we are also NOT a problem to be solved.

My guy was running down the list and when he got to "sedentary lifestyle" I was just like yeah I have a desk job and we got on with it.

Been playing a lot of Cyberpunk 2077 lately; on top of WoW and Overwatch as my forever games.

Middle finger. Ring feels extremely weird. For the extra data point I'm left handed.

A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A guy looks in on a lady who's crying and says, "Hey, is everything okay?" She replies, "It's just... the Bone Farmer... he died." Panel 2: He: "He was that thing that would break into people's homes and steal their skeletons while they slept, right?" She: "So sad." Panel 3: They are looking at a picture of what I would describe as an interdimensional monster with way too many eyes and teeth. And a bowtie. She: "I mean obviously: IDEOLOGICALLY I didn't agree with him. With regards to skeleton ownership. But his smart li'l bowtie!" He: "You have to admire his tenacity for a cause he BELIEVED IN!" Panel 4: A man in a gigantic glass jar whose body appears to be pretty much just a shapeless lump resting on the bottom of it, obviously missing a skeleton: "Gonna have to disagree with you folks here." The first guy: "Too SOON, Geoff!"

This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.

Yeah when I tried to do this they told me to come back in a week for the HPV shot.

Sometimes doing the dishes means doing just enough of the dishes that the next time you want to do the dishes you can actually do the dishes.

goddamn
i am such a lesbian

I NEED THIS!

I landed on 💜💜💜

Pats fan married to a Bills fan. The tables here have really turned the last few years here.

One of my friends is getting married next month, and my dress only barely made it past customs before the exemption ended.

Vaccines are battle training for your immune system. If you could give it intel on the enemy, why would you withhold that? Give me ALL the vaccines! I want to be prepared for everything!

I mean personally being gay & trans pushed me towards goth so there's something to this.

I'm not convinced it isn't my actual lips that are lopsided.