Scott Lorenzo is at Frankie's/Sharks comedy club every week

Dick Sneezin' A Noah Kahan Parody #comedy @noahkahan.bsky.social recorded at sharks comedy club Dallas Texas

On the way to Easter festivities I saw a guy driving a car with no car seat but with a "baby on board" sticker. I was ready to call bs until I saw the live infant nailed to the 2x4. Some folks celebrate different I guess. #comedy

YouTube video by Scott Lorenzo swifties, propaganda and the "shot" Heard round the world

Did this bit in July on the night "it" happened. Think you might get a chuckle at the finish. Loved hearing you on Stephanie this morning. youtu.be/kXABzwslsaE?...

YouTube video by Scott Lorenzo Stacy's mom has recently passed on #stacysmom #comedian @FountainsOfWayneVEVO#comedy #funny

It gets worse for Stacy's mom. youtu.be/4scPLOkmqKg?...

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Two shows this week! Friday night I'll be at Frankie's downtown for an 8pm show at sharks comedy club. Where I'll be doing jokes and a parody cover of @noahkahan.bsky.social song of the year "stick season" inside Sharks comedy club. Tuesday I'll be in pilot point for a cleaner show at Low brow bar.

As society crumbles it's important to remember... The JG Wentworth jingle for some damned reason.

Doing a pop up show tonight at escrow shoes. Garland TX. Gonna bitch about the fight. This and that. Should be fun. Love y'all
Scott

I have a minor semantic grievance. I keep seeing people say "excited to be apart of history today"
That's not how you use apart. It's "A Part"
A part is joining a movement or going together on a trip. Apart happens when you step on a land mine. Happy voting y'all
Scott
#election2024

Y'all want to say #nodiddy meanwhile you're calling hot dogs glizzys. Look at the words you use y'all.

Tired of people acting fake shocked for clicks while listening to "rockin around the Christmas tree" by Brenda Lee when she gets to the "pumpkin pie" line. she's not saying "fucking" she's just talking about a plain unsexy pie. If you want an Xmas song about violating baked goods, I'm your guy...

Im only in my 40s but my material has that kinda outside-looking-in mindset. Like an alien watching from space. "Hmm, they could fix these issues if they wanted to. But choose not to. I Wonder what the thought process is..."

My thoughts in those 12 seconds of agony: "well, it was a good run, leaving this world with a 750 credit rating and a ring on my finger."

I recover with thoughts of "guess I'm crossing "drink Swiss miss without a care in the world" off my ever shrinking "things I can still do in my 40s" list."

How old am I? I'm "almost threw my back out drinking too much of a freshly brewed hot cocoa years old". Fuuuck me!

I grab my back after a solid 185° swig like I'm Redd Foxx bout to see Elizabeth again in the great beyond.

Tastiest hot cocoa I've had in a while though.

A parody of the Michael Bublé traveler's longing classic "home" done about a fictional family member who just decided that "make yourself at home" included a... Go Home! A Michael Bublé Parody #comedian #comedy #funny #standupcomedy #parody

My newest parody, a take on the Michael Bublé traveler's longing classic "Home" is about an unwelcome guest staying past the holidays. Enjoy "Go Home!" A Michael Bublé Parody. #thanksgiving #comedy #parody #weirdal youtu.be/LTuZiLtWW_Q?...

I have a couple of do not disturb tags in my road bag.

Putting a restraining order on Oates. Damn. I know gluten isn't my best friend either but there are easier ways to go about it.

So I published a parody song on Spotify and all the streaming platforms. Find me wherever you listen free or cheaply for music!
open.spotify.com/album/0s3tYo...

My first post on blue sky. Looking forward to posting my material in front of new eyes and significantly less nazis.