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@strutheo.bsky.social

• work @ ai startup • made a few websites / games • friend from ssbm / fgc / manifold

9,699 Followers  |  1,559 Following  |  1,081 Posts  |  Joined: 13.07.2023  |  1.7327

Latest posts by strutheo.bsky.social on Bluesky

never rent a new apartment without tasting the tap water

09.12.2025 18:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

its not a midlife crisis until you reach 34 which is officially older than jesus at the time of his crucifixion

09.12.2025 15:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

waiting for someone to start a counter website for 'how many people need to die before we regulate touchscreens in cars’

09.12.2025 06:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i want to watch a gdc talk from this guy

07.12.2025 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

everything ends on a cliffhanger if you dont finish it

07.12.2025 19:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

golf clubs in nyc is a red flag

07.12.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it turns out WAY more banks do this than youd expect

07.12.2025 10:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i have zero problems with porn itself, but im starting to think that having hyper sexualized thumbnails on every video and article will be the end of us

06.12.2025 22:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the modern world faces us with moral struggle cognitohazards daily, the only way to stay sane is to avoid looking up anything

05.12.2025 20:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

peanut butter is the guac of peanuts

05.12.2025 01:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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my mom's first instinct when looking up anyone we talk about is to check their spouses/children section on wikipedia. 'i just want to know who we're dealing with'

(bertolt brecht had 2 wives 4 kids fyi)

04.12.2025 01:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i swear tesla self driving sprays your windshield randomly just to use up your fluid faster

03.12.2025 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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seeing fake movie sequels in video games makes me curious about how good the fake original movie was to get a sequel

02.12.2025 19:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

chair company gives me twin peaks vibes in a good way

02.12.2025 00:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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the original gacha game

28.11.2025 19:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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they should do the dog show with all the trainers wearing green morphsuits so they can be chroma keyed out and we just see the dogs

27.11.2025 18:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we are worse off without stumbleupon

27.11.2025 14:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we should have carrots in everything, why did we stop at cakes

27.11.2025 00:44 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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north dakora has the only state owned bank in the usa and seems to be doing well, is there any reason we dont see more states try this?

25.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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thank you xVemu, your hard work from years ago has kept me from quitting my job that forces me to use a mac

25.11.2025 19:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

squalene would make a lovely girls name

25.11.2025 03:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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weirdest confirmation question ive seen in a while

24.11.2025 16:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

credit card that gives 5% back on parking tickets

23.11.2025 18:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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reverse alarm clock?

22.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i need an alarm that goes off to remind me to go to sleep, but doesnt go off on the nights i'm actually asleep at the right time

22.11.2025 17:31 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

depending on your leg torso proportions that messes with your arms

22.11.2025 17:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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billion dollar company for whoever can solve the problem of standing desk crossbars destroying your knees

22.11.2025 01:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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this a pretty shameful way for a bank to do identity verification

21.11.2025 04:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

you ever get 'big air' off a yawn

21.11.2025 01:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

in any sane world, this lady would be banned from practicing law for the rest of her life. she and jussie smollett shared the same two brain cells for these hoaxes.

20.11.2025 06:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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