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Being a Private Body Guard for a living is pretty nice.

This app dead?

So y’all on here getting Catfished STILL? 😭

That’s craaaaaazy.

I’m back on my bullshiiiit..jk what y’all up too? Y’all getting catfished in 2026 is craaaazy.

I get paid to keep folks safe and in my other career I just gotta be myself. I couldn’t be happier doing what I do 😭

Pretty much lol, I don’t wanna have to put anyone down but if I have to I will 😭

Generally me just being here stops folks from doing anything to our clients and our clients feel at ease so I’m good ☺️

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Sure am. I do Armed Security ☺️

Just protecting my clients and making this money love. ☺️

Good Morning!

And on our NECKS!! 🔥🫶🏾

On duty.

Like I need Masculine Men to game with. Not Men who are quick to pop off for no reason, not ones who spew bullshit misogynistic rhetoric especially towards Black Women. Men who don’t care if we have Trans Members in the party and don’t make a big deal out of it. That’s RARE, cause y’all suck eggs.

Y’all niggas cute as SHIT 😭🥹🫶🏾

This took us like 8 tries cuz we kept laughing from our faces being so close

Look at her amazing smile

Funnily enough there were a bunch of couples out while we were getting these taken, and when I picked her up there wa a girl like “ why you don’t pick me up like that” and he said “ Because ou heavy don’t piss me off” and it took everything in me and Zaynah to pretend like we ain’t hear them arguing😂😂😂

God I love this woman

#SkylineCleanse We got back our edited Engagement Photos.

📸 : @qats_eye on Instagram

I do wanna start making more straight Black Male Gamer Friends but please don’t be on BULLSHIT. And don’t have an inflated Ego or mad you can’t get bitches. Just be chill and come game. Don’t be saying weird shit around my friends. #GamerSky #BlackGamerSky

I had to make a specific rule in my New Private Discord Server to not make rape jokes because grown men kept making rape/pedo jokes about women/kids when I did have an open Discord Server. Y’all would dead ass think it was funny. It would never be funny.

Most Straight Men do not understand Dark Humor. This ain’t even funny. The whole punchline is “Your making it hard for not to rape you HUEHUEHUE” like…nigga. Fuck outta here.

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*Logs on. See’s Grown Men making jokes about being like Shanon Sharpe. Is tempted to Log right back off*

Cause where’s the humor in that shit?? Dark Humor is Dark Humor but that’s not Dark Humor….

MEGAMAN 2!!!

Is this thing on? Bad Bitches be Bad. That is all.

YEAH GLO!

People still post on here?

I’m fucking tired.

I love everything about his chaotic energy because this guy is always doing the most 😭 #Dandadan #Anime

And IS!!!!

The moment I get work and I sit down I’m like…I wanna go home to my girlfriend 😭😭

Be there less than 2 minutes and I already wanna leave lmao

“Hey Drake” 😭😭😭

Y’all do not understand how much I have and always will hate Drake like this shit is HILARIOUS. Fuck Drake.

Its LEGENDARY

KENDRICK IS THE GOAT 😭😭😭 LMAOOOOOO